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After confessing my sins, it turns out I only have a bad fungal infection 'down there'. I was sent on my way with a tube of Canesten and a leaflet on sexual health.

Lovely stuff.

Its nice when stories have a happy ending.

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I don't have a vagina, so I'm guessing it is given for other fungal infections as well.

I only knew that 'cos Mrs Kilt used it occassionally. :ph34r: I thought it was just a 'wimmin's' thing! :rolleyes:

John Coughlin left you because your club was terribly run, and you pay peanuts for wages meaning it was virtually impossible to keep you up. Thankfully he now has a great board and a decent wage budget at Stenhousemuir :D

All true, sadly. :( Just enjoy his touch-line hissy-fits when things don't go so well! :P

Enjoy John Dillon :lol:

Oh we shall. We'll bounce back up, have no fear! ;)

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Folk who don't cover the nose when they're sneezing.

I've just seen a guy walking up Union St and he sneezed so hard I could actually see the snot spraying everywhere for some unsuspecting passer by to walk right in to!

Clatty pig :lol:

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Folk who don't cover the nose when they're sneezing.

I've just seen a guy walking up Union St and he sneezed so hard I could actually see the snot spraying everywhere for some unsuspecting passer by to walk right in to!

Clatty pig :lol:

:green Why do these posts always get made around lunchtime...? :green:rolleyes::lol:;)

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Naw mate!, fucking sare as hell, plus no sleep at all :( . A small drink is in order tonight.

I'd want to drown my sorrows as well if I'd been found to have been slobbering over a fictional girl's bebo, which is actually run by a paedophile.

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