Guest The Phoenix Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Eh....I married one. That's why it's a no frills exercise! It's worth it though. Honest. Just wait until itt's asking you questions like: "How does a reservoir work?" and "What's the meaning of life?" He's SEVEN for fuxake. SEVEN! Bit sad that he's overtaken your intellectual capacity to answer his questions at the age of seven. Still there's always night school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Bit sad that he's overtaken your intellectual capacity to answer his questions at the age of seven. Still there's always night school. I'd have thought your cocoa and last nappy change would have signalled lights out by now. You'll be a cranky auld fella tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I'd have thought your cocoa and last nappy change would have signalled lights out by now.You'll be a cranky auld fella tomorrow! No need for all that fuss with my deluxe catheter and leg bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 No need for all that fuss with my deluxe catheter and leg bag. Could do with that. This Strongbow is going right through me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Could do with that. This Strongbow is going right through me. Get your own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 No need for all that fuss with my deluxe catheter and leg bag. That reminds me of my late Granny. For the last few years of her life she had a catheter which she called her willie. She'd tell the nurse that her willie was sore or that it had fallen off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 That reminds me of my late Granny. For the last few years of her life she had a catheter which she called her willie. She'd tell the nurse that her willie was sore or that it had fallen off. Now we know where you got "it" from. If my willie falls off, I'm definitely calling it a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 When folk say "know what a mean" (normally sped up to something like "naw waa meen") after every sentance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Indeed - you're the only Celtic Fan on here with half a brain. I'm good and all the better for hearing you are alive and sort of kicking. (I don't need to ask - I know you've missed me. ) Sounds nasty the injury - I tore my left knee ligaments in '84 ( ) and I'm not sure if it's that or the damn shrapnel that troubles me most. How did you get the chemical burns? I made the rather honest mistake of going to a pharmacy in spain for pain relief gel and ended up with a chemical burn all over the area that i applied it too fuckin spaniards Oh! and please don't fight over me there is enough to go round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Now we know where you got "it" from. If my willie falls off, I'm definitely calling it a day. Me too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Dammit, Im lonely. I had a few bottles of wine with my flatmates, but theyve gone to bed now, leaving me pished and alone with my maudlin thoughts. This is why I dont drink on my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Dammit, Im lonely. I had a few bottles of wine with my flatmates, but theyve gone to bed now, leaving me pished and alone with my maudlin thoughts. This is why I dont drink on my own. Don't post anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Don't post anymore Nah, Im okay, Ive only had a couple bottles, I can still remember posting this (if this makes sense). Its good to have you back anyway. I tipped you a while back to become one of us sad buggers who posted all the time on here...but it seems you went off and got a life instead, traitor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Nah, Im okay, Ive only had a couple bottles, I can still remember posting this (if this makes sense). Its good to have you back anyway. I tipped you a while back to become one of us sad buggers who posted all the time on here...but it seems you went off and got a life instead, traitor! I tried real hard but got sucked back on anyhoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers90 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Went into the kitchen to get a bottle of Stella and ended up stubbing my toe as I walked through. Sour as f**k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Went into the kitchen to get a bottle of Stella and ended up stubbing my toe as I walked through.Sour as f**k! Stella's not sour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers90 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Stella's not sour Aye, but my right foot is bloody aching! Damn fridge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I bet you can't find a scarier video on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Damn reality. I wrote an email and sent it because it seemed a good idea. As soon as I pressed send, I knew it was a bad idea. This is going to hurt tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Damn reality. I wrote an email and sent it because it seemed a good idea. As soon as I pressed send, I knew it was a bad idea. This is going to hurt tomorrow. Come on, you've got to tell us who it was to and what it was about I've been left up by myself again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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