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Bryan

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I spose that this where it should go.

Taken from BBC :-

Perez asked Beckham to take responsibility for his own actions and vowed to improve Real Madrid training next season.

Beckham had criticised his club's training structure, saying: "I don't think we've done as much conditioning work at Madrid as we used to at Manchester United but that's the way it is in the Spanish league.

"I didn't feel as fit in the second-half of the season as I did in the first-half and maybe that's the way the Spanish game is.

"Maybe it has spilled over into Euro 2004, but I'm not going to make excuses."

Surely the last 2 paragraphs was making an excuse? how stupid can 1 person be. Maybe wait till your sold before saying such a thing, but now he has to go back to the same people he slagged off. I wonder if hell be doing extra hard training sessions and not allowed the time off he gets....

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who needs to make up stupid pictures when the ingerlish can come up with the funniest stuff themselves:

We the undersigned urge UEFA to remove Mr Urs Meier from the list of official match referees following his appalling performance in the match between England and Portugal played on 24/6/2004. His erratic performance which was tainted by an obvious bias towards the home nation brought shame to his profession. We hope that UEFA will restore confidence in the match officials by replacing Mr Meier with one of the four standby officials for the tournament and seriously reconsidering his selection in future competitions

you can sign their Petition and leave a message on their message board if you want.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Sorry about the capitals, but I'd be damned if I was changing it into lower case. :huh:

>>>ENGLAND VS PORTUGAL

>>>EURO 2004

>>>

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE QUARTERS, WHEN ALL THROUGH THE BAR

ALL THE PUNTERS WERE QUIET, AND SIPPING THEIR JAR

THE SCOTLAND BADGE SHINING RIGHT BY THE HEART

WITH THE HOPE THAT THE ENGLISH MAY SOON FALL APART

>>>

THE PUNDITS WERE BRAGGING THAT THEY WERE THE BEST WHILE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S IN JEST

AND HANSEN IN HIS CHAIR OF WHOM WE DISPISE

CAUSE HE'S JUST AN ENGLISHMAN IN DISGUISE

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS AN UP-ROAR

THE NIGHTMARE HAS STARTED THE F*CKERS HAD SCORED

OWEN THE TWAT WAS QUICK AS A FLASH

THE ENGLISH WERE THINKING THEY HAD WON THE CLASH

BUT THEY WERE CONTENT AND WERE NOW SITTING BACK

WHILE THE PORTUGUESE STARTED TO PLAN THEIR ATTACK

>>>

WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR

SHREK ROONEY WAS BUGGERED AND IT SEEMED QUITE SEVERE

THE MEDICS HAD HIM STRECHERED OFF FAIRLY QUICK

WELL IT SERVED HIM RIGHT FOR BEING A p***k

SO OUT ON THE TOUCHLINE ERICKSON CAME

AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME

>>>

"NOW, BECKHAM! NOW, LAMPARD! NOW, GERRARD AND SCHOLES!

ON, OWEN! ON, NEVILLE! ON, CAMPPBELL! AND COLE!

TO THE END OF THE HALF LADS JUST HOLD ON"

BUT THE PORTUGUESE ATTACK WAS BECOMING QUITE STRONG

AS THEY ALL LEFT THE FIELD THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT

BUT WHAT WOULD BECOME OF THE ENGLISHMANS FATE

>>>

THE SECOND HALF'S OFF AND THE ATTACKS START TO FLY

THE SKILLS OF RONALDO ARE CATCHING THE EYE

AND THEN IN A TWINKLING THEY STARTED TO BUCKLE

THE NERVES HAD SET IN SO I HAD A WEE CHUCKLE

BUT AS ALL THEIR ATTACKS CAME ONE AFTER ANOTHER

THEY WEREN'T REALLY CAUSING THE ENGLISH MUCH BOTHER

THEN UP WENT THE BOARD, THEY WERE HAULING OFF FIGO

YOU COULD SEE HE WAS RAGING, IT HAD DENTED HIS EGO

"HOW DARE HE TAKE ME OFF I'M THE BEST IN LA LIGA"

BUT OFF HE DID GO AND ON CAME POSTIGA

THEN QUICK AS A FLASH HE ROSE ABOVE TERRY

AND HEADED PAST JAMES, HIS TEAM MATES WERE MERRY

"GET IT RIGHT UP YOU" WE CRIED WITH DELIGHT

COME ON PORTUGAL ENGLAND ARE SHITE

WITH EXTRA TIME NOW WELL ON ITS WAY

PORTUGAL RALLY STARTED TO PLAY

THEN ENGLAND SCORED BUT IT WAS DISALLOWED

YOU COULD HEAR THE ROARS TURN TO BOO'S IN THE CROWD

THE SECOND HALF STARTED AND THE PACE WAS SET

WHEN RUI COSTA BEAT FIVE AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET

BUT ENGLAND THEN SCORED AND AGAIN FELT AT EASE

AS THE GAME LOOKED DESTINED FOR PENALTIES

SO BECKHAM STEPPED UP AND BLASTED IT HIGH

AND HIS EYES FILLED WITH FEAR AND HE STARTED TO CRY

THEN SOME SCORED AND MISSED IT WAS ALL DOWN TO VASSEL

AND TO MY DELIGHT THE POOF MISSED AS WELL

RICARDO STEPPED UP AND CRACKED IT IN THE NET

AND ENGLAND WERE OUT AND WERE VERY UPSET

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE STAND WENT QUIET

HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE THEY WILL RIOT

>>>

BUT I SAID IT BEFORE AN I NEW I WAS RIGHT

>>> THEY THINK THEY ARE GOOD BUT THE'RE STILL F*CKING SHITE :lol:

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After a tragic accident the Real Madrid team are wiped out, we find Figo, Ronaldo and Beckham at the Pearly Gates and confronted by St.Peter. The conversation goes like this...

St.Peter turns to Figo and asks, "Why do you deserves eternal happiness in heaven my son?"

Figo replies, "I am an artist, I inspire young people to be great footballers, and in turn take them away from a life of crime".

St. Peter nods, impressed.

He turns to Ronaldo and asks the same question.

Ronaldo retorts, "When I play football I treat everyone as an equal, I see no ethnic or racial divides. The boy from Rio is the same as the superstar from Madrid."

One again St. Peter is impressed, and nods.

Next he turns to Beckham.

"I suppose you are looking for your ball back?"

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