Bryan Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 http://www.loafdesign.com/bebert/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Annfield Red Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Shame eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mythicalcreature Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Brilliant! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Jokes/Funnies/Fake ads and links here please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 David Beckham goes to see the team doctor, and says " I've got a problem, every time io touch my chin, it hurts, every time i touch my lip it hurts, and every time i touch my nose it hurts. What can teh problem be, Doc? The doctor takes one look at Becks, and shaking his head replies "David, your fingers broken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws3/eBayISAPI.dll?...item=3683207192 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws3/eBayISAPI.dll?...item=3683207192 That seller looks a bit familiar as CS will agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aye See Tee Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Wipe away the tears Becks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raving On Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 As stolen from whoever posted it first [sorry can't remember who or which thread!], but enhanced by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Keep on Smiling!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Sorry Picture didn't stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 http://offer.ebay.co.uk/ws3/eBayISAPI.dll?...item=3683207192 That's an unknown item number...what was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 That's an unknown item number...what was it? A guy looking for as many people as possibly to pay 0.99p so that he could get the money together and buy Emile Heskey a plane ticket home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Herald diary today has an advert saying something like "England car flags - Allowing you to avoid casual racists and simpletons everywhere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 I liked the photo of Beckham reading The Dummy's Guide To Penalty Taking in the Record today as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 A recent survey showed that Scottish woman prefered sex with English men.........................they can be on top for 90mins and still c*m second!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Annfield Red Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Sorry, but a mate sent these to me, so thought I'd share. Apologies if they offend anyone. Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead. Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box. Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans? A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 Minutes and still come second! Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team? A: They are both useless in Europe! Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England? A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at anyone." Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet engine eventually stops whining. Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot Jimmy Hill - twice. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common? A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It could be your bicycle. Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer English football fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable." Did you hear about the UK politician who was found dead in an English football jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment. Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures of English football players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aye See Tee Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Keane and Beckham Someone posted this on Caleythistleonline.com, pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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