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It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test yesterday (Sunday) after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, France will forfeit the first group match 3-0. Scroll down for the full transcript of this report.

Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did they would probably be the

best emails in the world.

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Amendment to the Road Traffic Act.

In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers,it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average I.Q. and driving ability to display a warning flag.

The flag ( comprising a red cross on a white background ) must be attached to the top of one of the doors on the drivers vehicle.

In the case of exceptionally low I.Q. and ability,additional flags may be required.

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