Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 This. It's a year past it's use by date so early morning motions should be a dawdle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 If it's any consolation I was suffering this morning also I filled it back up with water and re corked it and boxed it back up and put it away so the box feels heavy enough for her not to be suspicious. Cheapest I can find a replacement bottle online is £110. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I filled it back up with water and re corked it and boxed it back up and put it away so the box feels heavy enough for her not to be suspicious. Cheapest I can find a replacement bottle online is £110. Oh ya fucker. What was it? Burn the house the down and start a crowdfunder? FYI; pints of Stella in a pub in falkland (Cupar or somewhere). Second pub without tennents. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Oh ya fucker. What was it? Burn the house the down and start a crowdfunder? FYI; pints of Stella in a pub in falkland (Cupar or somewhere). Second pub without tennents. Arseholes. Dom perignon... I was contemplating cracking it open pished as the house was dry other than that, and you persuaded me to [emoji20] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Another that's a year out of date. #livingontheedge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Dom perignon... I was contemplating cracking it open pished as the house was dry other than that, and you persuaded me to [emoji20] Can mind that latter part, but couldn't mind what it was. Will get a shampers from Asda for £50 and she'll have no idea. Suppose you shouldn't have had nothing else in the house... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Aye I was thinking of pouring a bottle of prosecco in it to be fair but it's the foil from the cork and the wee twisty metal that surrounds it that's harder to fake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: Aye I was thinking of pouring a bottle of prosecco in it to be fair but it's the foil from the cork and the wee twisty metal that surrounds it that's harder to fake. My Uncle does similar, he keeps the bottles from his expensive Scotch Whiskies and re-fills them with cheap Canadian whisky lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 My missus will go nuts when she finds out as it was hers and a present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Airdrie supporter with Dom Perignon? Spoils from 1940? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Aye I was thinking of pouring a bottle of prosecco in it to be fair but it's the foil from the cork and the wee twisty metal that surrounds it that's harder to fake. So a replacement bottle champagne will suffice, as long as it's complete with tinfoil, cork and twisty bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 No I'd need to pour it in the bottle of dom with a funnel and then recork and wrap it to pretend it was dom perignon. I'd need to foil from a bottle of that as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 No I'd need to pour it in the bottle of dom with a funnel and then recork and wrap it to pretend it was dom perignon. I'd need to foil from a bottle of that as well. Right, fine, halves then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 This one's only nine months out of date, though at 7.5% farting will be like Russian Roulette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Wine, it's an Ontario wine called Inniskillin Riesling-Pinot Grigio. It's finally freakin' summer weather so I'm going to have white wine. Plus I plan to cook chicken for dinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: Wine, it's an Ontario wine called Inniskillin Riesling-Pinot Grigio. It's finally freakin' summer weather so I'm going to have white wine. Plus I plan to cook chicken for dinner I bought two bottles, one red, one white, of Ontario wine at the LCBO on Wellington St the other night. The red wasn't good, the white's in the fridge awaiting attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: Wine, it's an Ontario wine called Inniskillin Riesling-Pinot Grigio. It's finally freakin' summer weather so I'm going to have white wine. Plus I plan to cook chicken for dinner 2 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: I bought two bottles, one red, one white, of Ontario wine at the LCBO on Wellington St the other night. The red wasn't good, the white's in the fridge awaiting attention. Fucksake, Canadian wine. Is it still in the brown paper bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I bought two bottles, one red, one white, of Ontario wine at the LCBO on Wellington St the other night. The red wasn't good, the white's in the fridge awaiting attention. Which ones did you get? I can probably tell you if the white is going to be god or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Fucksake, Canadian wine. Is it still in the brown paper bags? Canadian wine is getting a lot better mate, got some good wineries in Ontario and BC. Yes if you buy it at the LCBO they will give you a paper bag though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Thunderball gin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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