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fucksake why is derek being killed off the max,jack,derek banter combo is actually decent and can be funny. Why cant they kill off shite like kat whose storylines are only ever about whos slipping her a length.

Derek the taxi driver from football factory the only decent actor on the show ;)

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For a lassie that runs a chippie and a cafe, Lucy could do with maybe eating some of her stock, the scrawny torn faced bitch.

where are the christmas lights pluged in? fck getting that bill in February!

You can only assume Phil will not end up with the durty ned's wean, would guess that sharon will over hear him making a "threat" to someone that he'll get full custody and the wee bam can beat it.... sharon over hears this and fights to make sure he doesn't get custody...

outcome is, Phil goes back on the smack, reignites his love of The Who and pumps miss piggy.... the two of them descend into a pain killer and smack cocktail of abuse, shit up the walls, pissin on the carpet, chasing a rock around the floor, snorting painkillers like there's no tomorrow! this will last for 2 weeks til Ian pulls Sharon away from it all, locks her in a basement to clean her up.

Incidentally.... where's that lovely wee boy, Denny?

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For a lassie that runs a chippie and a cafe, Lucy could do with maybe eating some of her stock, the scrawny torn faced bitch.

Ken, also needs to pull down her breek or wear baggier punts in order to avoid the dreaded camel toe.

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Seen the clip for Eastenders' Christmas episode and by crikey another miserable one is on the cards. They should just do a happy one with them all holding hands and singing Auld Lang Syne round the Vic just to mix it up and for them that would be really avant-garde breakthrough television.

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