p&b is a disgrace Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 beale will be hanging oot the back of that on christmas day imo Lucky b@sturt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave.j Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For a lassie that runs a chippie and a cafe, Lucy could do with maybe eating some of her stock, the scrawny torn faced bitch. where are the christmas lights pluged in? fck getting that bill in February! You can only assume Phil will not end up with the durty ned's wean, would guess that sharon will over hear him making a "threat" to someone that he'll get full custody and the wee bam can beat it.... sharon over hears this and fights to make sure he doesn't get custody... outcome is, Phil goes back on the smack, reignites his love of The Who and pumps miss piggy.... the two of them descend into a pain killer and smack cocktail of abuse, shit up the walls, pissin on the carpet, chasing a rock around the floor, snorting painkillers like there's no tomorrow! this will last for 2 weeks til Ian pulls Sharon away from it all, locks her in a basement to clean her up. Incidentally.... where's that lovely wee boy, Denny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZOR Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 For a lassie that runs a chippie and a cafe, Lucy could do with maybe eating some of her stock, the scrawny torn faced bitch. Ken, also needs to pull down her breek or wear baggier punts in order to avoid the dreaded camel toe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Alfie needs to grow a pair, what a fanny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Alfie needs to grow a pair, what a fanny if he did then maybe kat would fucking stay with him instead of bumping uglies with a branning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Shirley needs to just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Shirley needs to just f**k off. leave her alone, she's eye candy for the middle aged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 leave her alone, she's eye candy for the partially sighted. Fixed that for ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Call me an idiot but I haven't watched for ages until last night - I assume we don't know what Max has done yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZOR Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Call me an idiot but I haven't watched for ages until last night - I assume we don't know what Max has done yet? Not as far as im aware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) Call me an idiot but I haven't watched for ages until last night - I assume we don't know what Max has done yet? he owes they guys money i believe from a dodgy insurace fraud thing some pish like that anyway Edited December 18, 2012 by 53_and_counting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Seen the clip for Eastenders' Christmas episode and by crikey another miserable one is on the cards. They should just do a happy one with them all holding hands and singing Auld Lang Syne round the Vic just to mix it up and for them that would be really avant-garde breakthrough television. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 So who is riding kat. Looks like they are going to drag it on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Which one of you has been shagging my wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Which one of you has been shagging my wife Fantastic line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy67 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Derek doinking Kat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 My theory is that it's Derek. The creepy, older guy that Kat's uncle was when he abused her, and she feels so worthless that she sleeps around with that type in some sort of Stockholm Syndrome-esque manner to appease her uncle. Weird and perhaps sick, but this goes further than just an affair. You can see how haunted her eyes look every time she's been rattled. Telt ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 OMG! He was smoking in the pub! That's a fine, that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Derek the taxi driver from football factory the only decent actor on the show get billy bright on eastenders from the football factory " ARE YOU FACKIN MUGGIN ME AFF SUNSHINE" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy67 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Evens on Alfie tearing him a new arsehole the morra night!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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