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Aye disappointing. I was hoping there'd a whodunnit for his murder. I can see the writers point of view though that they can't have a murder in the square just about every Christmas over recent years.

I'm starting to think there's a contract that states a Branning must die every year. There's obviously a further clause stating that Jack has to repopulate them, preferably with members of the same family.

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Heard a couple of weeks ago that my nephew in London has a girlfriend who is an actress on this show. I did not know who she was, only that she was quite a new character. I had to contact my sister down there last night to see if it was the new wife with the trout pout. It wasn't.

Lets just say that his girlfriends character is in mourning.

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Heard a couple of weeks ago that my nephew in London has a girlfriend who is an actress on this show. I did not know who she was, only that she was quite a new character. I had to contact my sister down there last night to see if it was the new wife with the trout pout. It wasn't.

Lets just say that his girlfriends character is in mourning.

Your nephew's bird's a rotter.

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Heard a couple of weeks ago that my nephew in London has a girlfriend who is an actress on this show. I did not know who she was, only that she was quite a new character. I had to contact my sister down there last night to see if it was the new wife with the trout pout. It wasn't.

Lets just say that his girlfriends character is in mourning.

Your nephew is a lucky c**t :angry::ph34r:

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Your nephew is a lucky c**t :angry::ph34r:

The last time I saw him he was with an Austrailian model. She was over six feet tall with long blonde hair and huge knockers. He was supposed to be emigrating with her back to Oz but I don't know what happened.

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The last time I saw him he was with an Austrailian model. She was over six feet tall with long blonde hair and huge knockers. He was supposed to be emigrating with her back to Oz but I don't know what happened.

My guess is he realised how fucking ridiculous he looked walking around with a 6ft+ bird.

Disappointed at the heart attack thing...the bookies must have made a fortune!

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Max's wife ought to sue whoever did her lip collagen.

I think they are her real lips, she was exactly the same when she was in the sublime "The Shadow Line" last year.

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I think they are her real lips, she was exactly the same when she was in the sublime "The Shadow Line" last year.

Nobody has lips like that. Nobody. They're lumpy, misshapen and absolutely not natural at all. Actually, I'm getting annoyed just thinking about them. I reckon she's had a botched filler and is too scared of looking like Leslie Ash to get it sorted.

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