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@Toby

We will boo the UEFA music like it’s never been booed before! Fcuking boo!

Seems like you are one for the watching as you have obviously thought this through.

FTFY.

Are John Swinney and Ten Haag the same person using glasses and a beard as a disguise?

Missed it - what was said?

Jobby watch…..or a new version of Poo sticks from the bridge! Raw sewage floating past the garden is a sight one family in Wargrave has said it has sadly ‘got used’ to at their riverside home.

A woman's face was left covered in bright red blotches after opening an air freshener which splashed on her lip. Josie Aldridge, 60, bought the flower-scented perfume to make her car smell nice. The animal charity worker removed the “stopper” with her teeth but got some of the liquid on her lip. The next morning she woke up with five bright, red blots on her face and realised that the air freshener liquid had damaged her skin.

Usual nimbys….. Local residents have expressed fears over the possibility of increased traffic to an already busy area. Wendy Nutbrown, who lives opposite the site, told the BBC that the new proposals “put the fear of God into me". "Crossing Meadowhead, even in a car, is like taking your life into your hands. The volume of traffic is at a tipping point. Any more will be absolutely horrendous,” she said. Meanwhile, Jillian Wallace, co-owner of Meadowhead Meats, near Meadowhead roundabout, said she was also worried about an increase in traffic the new stadium could bring. "It’s madness with the roundabout and St James' Retail Park, it’s a nightmare," she said. "There's loads of accidents already. Lots of customers around here don’t want it. They think house prices are going to go down." Another local resident, Andrew Throssell, said while he had fond memories of the Transport ground as a child, the new proposals would deprive people of some important green space. “Sheffield has a reputation, rightly, for being a beautiful green city," he said. "Now, the first thing you're going to see coming in off the A61 is a dirty great big stadium in a residential space."

Delicious

Wonder if Souness will be at the funeral? Incredibly powerful drama documenting the issues facing working class families in the Thatcher era. Worth a rewatch.

You should have told the cabin crew that you have a severe nut allergy and that it’s likely that this meal could contain traces of nuts and therefore he can’t eat on the plane! Or you should have just farted and sneezed like fcuk while he was trying to eat. Or just elbowed him every time he was about to put a mouthful away. Or just battered fcuk out of him. Jakes on a plane for this nonsense.

It’s important to get maximum publicity - photo and article in the press with you looking glum with the offending parking ticket! Then you will also get on the compo faces thread.

Is it not the case that Kilmarnock have received the most points from wrong decisions and we have received the least points? If the VAR error decisions been made correctly then would we not be clear in 4th place?

I’d like to say that photos a thing of beauty but it’s clearly not. Funny as fcuk looking at the different emotions on the Orcs faces - anger, hate, disbelief, resignation….. Hands on head guy and scarf arms folded guy are no fcuking happy. Delicious!