Michael W
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All our technology has special sensors installed.
When someone who we consider to be "unemployable" uses it, it automatically defaults to offering a job we know they won't apply for.
We call it "customer service" - for our employers.
That explains the high unemployment in Kirkcaldy then.
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I'm looking for some work for the next 2 months, and the job centre website must be the most useless site I've came across. I enter in my postcode, select to search jobs within a 10 mile radius, yet jobs in Surrey come up in the results. Since when was Surrey within 10 miles of Kirkcaldy? Seems a shame I've never been to a place 10 miles from where i stay, perhaps i should visit sometime.
The hours/shift option doesn't return any more accurate searches either
What a piece of crap. How they expect people to find jobs using a search engine as accurate as Chris Silvestro's shooting is beyond me.
*deep breaths*
Rant over.
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Hello
Damn you! I was considering a name change to "Watson"
Welcome to the forum any how!
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Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
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I wasn't sure about that, I hadn't seen anything about him being banned (obviously), but I thought he might've been because of the change of name/team supported, but the retention of the very obvious posting style.
Did he resign, in hilarious fashion?
Nah, he's just a tit.
He was forever banging on about his dream of an independent socialist republic of Scotland on his old account, so that's my guess as to why he created a new one.
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Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
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I saw a beauty at b&q yesterday, she was massive and had on cropped jeans that were like a second skin
, you could see every lump and bump. And she had a sleeveless vest on and her arms were huge, thick bra straps showing, she was a total state. One of these people that obviously have no mirrors in their house
I hate having a very much photographic imagination.
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A continuous w****r, mind if I followed Partick and their 3,000 supporters (more turn up to watch York City!) I guess I would be interested in other teams on the forum, mainly as feck all happens with that pish from Maryhill, well except the return of relegation hopefully in season 2007/2008.
Shame Partick didn't finish 9th or 10th then eh?
Another season in League one for Leeds hopefully.
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Another scapegoat, hurray!
Lets see if we can compile them:
Referee
John McGlynn
Derek Adams ("He's A c**t")
Ballboys
Referee
Referee
Tinkerbell
Claude Anelka
Referee
Referee
Chris Fahey
Please feel free to add to this list.
I'm quite sure you've missed a couple of referees
In all honesty, Fahey's performance was ridiculous last night.
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When you sign a keeper deemed not good enough for Stenny, what do you expect?
To be honest, I was worried about him before we played tonight. From what I've read on here, he ruined Stenny's playoffs one year and with that in mind, I thought he looked nervous in last years ones with us.
As AC says, he was excellent last season when he came in for Michael Brown.
However, I really couldn't care less about that at the moment, as far as I'm concerned, we're out, and it's Fahey's fault.
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Chris Fahey
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Liverpool 1/1
West Brom 11/10
Leeds 1/1
MK Dons 8/5
£4 into £87. Magic
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£280.07 gone because of the fucking ****. Another reason to hate the fucking OF.
For some reason, the big payout accys often get burst by teams you would expect to win. Last year, Liverpool burst something like an 14 accy that would have payed £6k to one of my mates. He was spewing
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I've got a piece of coursework due in on Tuesday, and I really can't be arsed with it right now.
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QPR
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Rangers, Liverpool double. £14 to me
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Arsenal
St Mirren
Dundee
P'boro
Pompey
£2 pays £16
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Southampton on one line, Burnley and a couple others on the other one.
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Neckbreaker - Scott Brown
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West Brom and Peterborough, among others, put paid to my three coupons this week.
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I've fucked up my coupon this week, I picked Bolton to beat Wigan rather than the other way around, and I only noticed after I'd put it through and left the shop. Wigan and the rest of my line will now probably win just to really piss me off
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The 2nd division board. It's turned into a fucking playground
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Everton, MK Dons, Peterborough and Alloa. £1 returns £15
. I also had Ross County and Dumbarton, but those games were called off. If they had both played and won, returns would have been £52.0 -
Learn from that one.
Never ever, put one of the Friday games on your Sat/Sun accys, as the Friday team always seem to have a nasty knack of fecking you over before the main action has even started.
Lesson learned. I try to stick with Saturday games only as much as possible, as Sunday games have ruined me a couple of times. I just thought Swansae would be dead certs to beat a struggling Millwall.
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, you could see every lump and bump. And she had a sleeveless vest on and her arms were huge, thick bra straps showing, she was a total state. 
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I'm getting rather annoyed by the sudden Del boy avatar craze