Hank Scorpio

I'm going to the battleship cruiser with a grand total of £6. I cannnnnnnaaaaaeeee wait to get paid tomorrow.

Amaya hasn't shown enough to prove to me, or anyone else, that he's good enough.

As long as we have McGurn, Campbell, Wilson, Ellis, Murray, Hill, Walker and Tade, we should be fine next season. So we're looking at: GK: McGurn RB: Wilson CB: Campbell CB: Hill/Murray LB: Ellis RM: Tade CM: Walker CM:---------- (Colin Cameron) LM:---------- ST: ---------- (John Baird) ST: ---------- Of course, in reality it will be Walker at Rm to accommodate Simmons and Davidson in the middle aswell as Tade up front, but we'll overlook at the moment. In my opinion we are four good players from a mid table side. I've put two in brackets who are almost certainties to be here next season.

If all four were to go, I don't think we'd be missing much. I'd like to keep Gathuessi the most out of them, but if he was to go, it wouldn't be a disaster.

It is.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/output/2010/04/28/newsstory14960079t0.asp This story has given me the shakes. I know the boy, Sid, who's getting sent down for it. He was in the year above me at school, and I used to see him every single day up until a few weeks ago. It's to scary to think what he's done.

Idlewild this Friday!

I think Tade might be high on Dundee's list.

John Baird, Ian Maxwell, Steven McKeown and Willie Dyer have apparently all signed for us.

I've got an ulcer on my uvula (the wee dangling bit in your mouth). It's fucking agony.

That fucking bagpipe pish that they play on Sky Sports when they cover a Scottish game is absolutely cringeworthy.

Back to college at 12. Fucking nightmare

Fell asleep on the last bus home from my girlfriends, waking up at the bus depot in Glenrothes. Walked for a bit until I reached the BP Garage at Bankhead and decided enough was enough. Stopped in and called a taxi. It cost me £6 to go about a mile and a half. And i'm fucking freezing due to having shorts and t shirt on from earlier on today.

Awh tell me about it! Limited loving for me the night.

Staying at my birds tonight, and i just missed the 18:35 bus, meaning that the next one isn't for another hour. Tried to give her a call there the now to tell her, phone's off. I'm going to be an hour later than I said I would = mood.

Crikey. I've never had so much as a murmur from mine, runs smooth as fuck. What's happaened to your?

Are you all fully grown men?

Thread of epic fail.

My girlfriend left her glasses at mine on Wednesday, I put them on there the now, and they've seriously opened my eyes (pardon the pun) at just how bad my long distance vision is. Really, really need to go to the opticians.

The cocaine and Shockwaves NME adverts on Spotify are fucking annoying.

I've got a medium MMSM, and it's a hugger. There's no chance a medium will fit you. It'll be at your belly button and tighter than a nun's fanny.

Trying to book a minibus from anywhere in Fife to Hampden on the 11th for the semi final is impossible. I think every single company is fully booked.

Some absolute bastard tried to steal my phone off me when I was walking along Kirkcaldy hig street earlier on. I was walking back towards the bus station from my birds and some dude came out of the pub. I had my phone in my hand flicking through tunes when I saw him put his hand on the top of the screen and try to grab it. I had a swing at him pretty much instantly and caught him flush right on the beak. He stumbled back, stopped, touched his nose with his hand, then turned and stumbled back into the pub. I wasn't for hanging about and legged it upto the bus station before he could go in and get his mates. What kind of people do that sort of thing!? See someone with a phone, so they try and steal it. I got such a fright and the punch was more a reaction thing than anything else. I hope I bought the dicks nose, and he thinks twice about trying to do it again.

4:25, and I'm up. Don't hold out much hope of sleeping for the rest of the morning. It's cause I fell asleep at the back of 10. At least Glastonbury highlights are on BBC Three.

Skint.