Poet of the Macabre

Grant Hanley or Charlie Nicholas?

I have no idea what this means and if we're supposed to like/dislike Paul Watson and/or Steven Mill.

I thought Hearts asking for £8 million was pretty funny tbh. I think they knew they were never going to get even 10% of that but good on them for bringing some cheer during these times of woe.

The way I read it the SFA should have a list available and two sides pick one each and then chosen pair agree a third. I very quickly scanned the document so apologies if that turns out to be complete pish.

Where are you on this chart right now?

Long story short; the lawyers knew there wasn’t a serious case but happily took the money being offered. The courts look at the detail for a couple of days, realised it was a lot of nonsense and told them to go and deal with it yourselves. Somehow a bigger waste of money than hiring Neilson or Craig Gordon’s ghost.

Remember when SEETHING said that Hearts’ legal eagles had this incredible legal case? Oops.

I have Dunfermline £100 million on FM and they still didn’t make it to the Premiership. Doesn’t bode well IMHO.

You're right, I hope we make more cracking signings like Josh Coley, Dylan Duncan and Anthony McDonald.

I’ll buy a season ticket if they re-sign Joe.

Hindsight is always 100%. We were far from safe when the decision was made. I’m sure if the club could be guaranteed they’d stay up or COVID would happen then they’d have gobbled up one of the deadline day bids.

I do love the podcast name. Post would get over better if you posted the nice graphic that’s used on Spotify I think.

Oh ya fucker Tam Lang! What an absolute beefcake. Have no idea if he can play football yet but he’s utterly ripped to shreds. Also, we were *far* from guaranteed safety without Niz if we’d sold him in Jan. Hope people haven’t forgotten how shite we were last season for large spells.

I would honestly be far more upset with the club refusing hundreds of thousands of pounds for Nisbet than I am about players being paid exactly the money they were due in their contracts.

Yes, because I mentioned the fact they are professional footballers I meant they were “insanely rich people” What a stupid comment.

Players that left were paid for months without having to do anything, some of them didn’t do anything from the moment they signed their contracts. They were paid all the money they were due and I have no qualms over the action taken. It’s going to be a bad time for a lot of people who earned a lot less than professional footballers and my sympathies lie more with them.

Declan McManus was a good player for Dunfermline. Anyone trying to claim otherwise is at it tbh. He wasn’t a top tier Pars striker but worked hard and scored some important goals. If we re-signed him I’d have no problems with it. I saw him play for Falkirk a few times last season and he was far too good for that level.

He’s Player/Coach. I think Aaron Comrie will still be first choice and Whitaker will be used as experienced cover/ back-up. Quite happy with the (very) early business.

STAHP

Up there with Marshamallo for saying people have been rattled and then dishes out the reddies

Yikes.

Post on another team’s thread to accuse *them* of obsession? Please tell me you understand how thick this makes you look?

He was our best player as we went top of the league and our title push hit the skids when he got injured. To think some creeps on here preferred Fraser Aird ffs.

Joe Cardle talking about a possible return to the Pars on the LB View Podcast: ”100%. Everyone knows the love I have for the club. Dunfermline is my home now and I still think there’s some unfinished business”