Poet of the Macabre

Yup, not sure I trust the source but I’d support that move if it happened.

You’ve totally missed SD’s point brother. He’s just saying that even a few days before the first game, no one will be able to confirm it’ll definitely take place because it’s entirely based on the latest advice and guidance.

He’s pretty thick if he does, unless he believes a real court is going to have a say in football promotions and relegations.

Surprised Neilson wanted to be manager of a club that’s about to be expelled to play Partick Thistle and Third Lanark forever tbh.

Long time between now and October, though. The Pars TV guys do their best but I’d also much prefer no commentary if possible.

Incredible Hearts managed to prise Neilson away, considering they’ve been financially ruined by relegation. I’m assuming they paid no compensation as otherwise that would make their court case even sillier.

*cringe*

I believe Andy Ryan is fairly close with the management team at Stirling so that probably made the deal easier to get done. As has been mentioned, he should absolutely smash League if/when they get playing again.

My new fav best case scenario is Hearts and Thistle win the case and the rest of the clubs expel them. Enjoy playing each other 19 times my fellow dudes.

Also, Sevco usually have exclusive use of saying "rent free" when other clubs are laughing at them. Good to see which bigoted brother Thistle fans on here are siding with...

Why bother with a new kit when you're not going to be playing any games? Or is this another money grab like the court case?

Hearts are more pathetic than Sevco. Amazing stuff. To think they could have avoided all this by not being utterly pish for months.

Just a fan of facts mate . Ask Callum if he's any good with computers because his Dad/Brother/Uncle/ is utterly shite.

Keep your creepy PMs to yourself, ta.

If Hearts got expelled from the league then P&B would be unmissable stuff. Unfortunately I’d laugh so hard my spine would snap and I’d die.

You have literally no idea what the bid is, because you’re an absolute no mark on a football forum, much like the rest of us. Give your keyboard a well deserved rest from typing utter pish and go watch a box set of Mrs Brown’s Boys, you utter walloper.

Thistle wanting £2 million

I can’t believe any Hearts or Partick Thistle fan thinks this is a good idea. You have almost no chance of winning and no matter what happens, you’re just going to damage relations between the clubs even more than has already happened. Only positive that can come out of this whole affair is the author of Thistle’s press releases being muted by law to avoid them once again desecrating the English language in such a heinous manner.

wut.

The Ayr fans have to pretend to like it to save face but everyone else is being sarcastic (I hope?)

I normally find the fascination with new kits to be nauseating but have to say, that Ayr top is proper Grade A shite. Can only assume someone suggested it as a joke and it’s gone too far.

How long do you give players before they’re dropped for poor form RG? 3 games? 5?

This post is too perfect to mock.

Does a 15-year-old write your club statements? Complete tear-stained pish that is grotesquely cringeworthy.

weetoonlad is a proven moron and his comments should be completely ignored