Poet of the Macabre

I don't get the rationale from Dunfermline or O'Hara. There's so many other players we could go for and there's so many other clubs he could sign for, that wouldn't include any controversy whatsoever. Just shows how fucking idiotic some of our fans are in that case. Smith became a legend (for me anyway). Not saying that will happen here but fucking hell. Heads gone all over here at the mere mention of him signing. You realise just saying there's "heads gone" doesn't make it true?

I agree he deserves to be able to continue his footballing career. I just don’t think it should include playing for Dunfermline. Although I know football fans well enough to know they’ll make excuses for anyone if they play well/score goals.

I'm exaggerating but people moaning about him before signing? Settle down. Right, can you let everyone know when it’s acceptable to discuss Pars transfer rumours? We wouldn’t want to upset you again.

No one is having a meltdown on here? Unless all the action is on Dot Net or FB.

I certainly did not love Fraser Aird. If you can find evidence the contrary I’d love to see it. He did better than I expected on the pitch and was a good option but he never stopped being a bigot.

This is very much like the Aird signing. It doesn’t matter if he’s successful because the fans are going to think he’s still a p***k either way. Hardly a good way to shift season tickets, either.

Still a giant m8. Just having a wee coma. Fixed that for you m8.

I’m just relieved to hear Falkirk still exist. I’d assumed they’d quietly shut the doors due to lack of interest.

Oh ffs I’d forgotten he was involved in that as well! His clear and obvious lack of talent would be the bigger factor in not signing him tbf, rather than his lack of any human compassion.

Are we playing you in the cup or something?

Would be happy enough with that. Decent keeper and seems like a sound guy. In fact he’s so nice I went back and deleted the “meh” I’d initially decided to post.

After missing out on the title on the final day to Kilmarnock, Brechin have now been promoted to SPL in my FM 2012 game. I’ve not touched the Scottish leagues so confused why they’ve been successful. Cowden are also 3rd in 1st Div.

Kevin O’Hara would be a superb signing if he wasn’t absolutely fucking shite. Scoring a few goals for Alloa doesn’t convince me otherwise. Genuinely hoping that rumour is a total wind-up as we’d honestly been better off keeping Callum Smith or Andy Ryan if that’s the standard of player we are after. At least he’ll certainly be cheap.

Another one melting with jealousy about not having the inside track. Feel free to PM for all the latest SCOOPS~! - you won’t believe who Pars are trying to get on loan for next season!!

I never, ever saw a thing in Hippo. Absolutely shite IMO and did nothing in a Pars shirt.

It would hardly be a shocking capture would it?

I think Brother Baracus is a little jealous he’s not ITK TBQH He also seems to seethe an awful lot for someone who abhors such things. I blame the lockdown; it’s done a number on everyone.

Uh...calm down?

Whether it's fair or not it certainly shouldn't be up to the other clubs to stick their hands in their pockets. Most of the sides have a lot less spare change than United, who just pocketed a fair bit of compo for Robbie Neilson.

https://news.stv.tv/sport/dundee-united-ask-for-financial-help-to-oppose-hearts If Pars give even a quid to this I’d be raging. Pretending like Hearts are going to get anything like £8million compensation, f**k up.

Wings Over Scotland commissioned a poll about a hypothetical pro-Indy party led by Alex Salmond, which it’s “claimed” Salmond knew nothing about *ahem* It claims up to 20 Tories would give their list vote to such a party - and people wonder why polls are treated with such disdain. Imagine donating money to this moonbeam and this is the nonsense he wastes it on. Either there are plans for the party, which means he’s a liar, or there aren’t any and this whole exercise was a complete waste of time.

How dare we pay those men all their wages in full and on time, what a scandal and outrage.

Uh, all the stuff you don't know? Thought I made it easy to follow, even for an extra special simpleton.

In answer to the mewling question about if the SPFL have handled this well; eh, of course not? I don't see what this has to do with everyone making fun of Hearts having a DEFCON 1 hissy fit because they haven't got their way.

What you don't know could fill a large book, you absolute walloper.