Tom McB

Hiding money offshore? Was that not David Cameron's dad's speciality?

Some chaps need to fcuking man up. It's sore when they inject you in the nads with the local, after that fine although the bruises can be belters. Sod all like what the women go through at childbirth.

Godzilla's spawn would feel normal on the east coast. A film series dealing with the inhabitants would be easy to do, no need for make up or CGI. 1.The mutants of Montrose. 2. The abomination that was Arbroath. 3. The inbreds of Inverbervie. Cheap shots, yep the west coast does have an unfair share of bigoted fcukwits, history and migration patterns followed by politicians using immigration to grab votes, The Trumps and Farages of Scotland.

Agent McGarry once more doing the bidding of her puppet masters in MI5. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/650621/MP-faces-legal-action-over-internet-troll-lie

Sadly, Div will only allow one uptick.

In Zetterlund's mind? Yes.

But, but, he was not one of ra peepul. The tribal identification in the bigot brothers is strong. Not celtick minded ( proddy!) Not on of ra peepul ( kafflik!). Mr Ashley, I should think, worships Mammon.

Let's remind ourselves of the mindset

None if you are not after silly money. Any decent firm specialising in this will get you circa £1500 quid without medicals or any such bullshit. Stiff neck, unable to play your fav sports, general discomfort etc. Look for more dosh and it gets dodgy. Your call squire.

Don't do drugs child. Really don't

Feel free to explain that assertion.

Afternoon Oedipus.

Fails to answer Orwell's point. Thanks for playing dear boy.

White poppy eh? As Orwell put it:

10 minutes? Not going for a shite imho.

Ach well, unlike Mr White he'll pay his taxes, after all he's always been spot on there.

It is indeed not possible but surely it shows that Mr King has a tenuous grasp of either veracity or practicality? That should surely concern you.

All of the people who voted yes in the referendum should be made to live out the rest of their lives on Novaya Zemlya.

Brings the old joke to mind. My Grandad died in a concentration camp. Fell out of his guard tower

This chap?

Yep, the bottom line is that the selfish b*****ds who do not donate blood should not receive blood either.

By which logic the Church of Scotland women's guild is sectarian. And by your logic they are misandrist.

I see what you did there.

Late giro arrived in Scareymill perhaps, make that very late.

You're never too old dear boy.