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I realise that Im reverting to a primitive state of being. I just woke up from a post pub doze to realise that its got really cold here, but rather than put the heating on, or even put some jerseys on, Ive just decided to go to bed instead!

Thank you fans...Im here all week (as Im skint)! The call me the ligand soul of the party! Anyway folks, watch Star Stories in ten minutes. They did Simon Cowell last week and I was in tears of laughter.

Im not so bothered by it. I always prefer to ligand let live when it all goes wrong.

Thats a bummer. Happens to me all the bloody time. Gets right on my tits so it does, damn that radioactive ligand!

Im going nowhere for the next few weeks! Having done some financial reassessment, and factored in some stuff, Ive realised that Im completely broke. Was at the bank today to get my overdraft extended by a bit. No more casual disorganised spending for me.

That sounds so incredibly poncy. A hole in the car fair enough, missing wheels...but a hole in the seat! Man up!

Dont worry, I was just looking for an opportunity to slip in a pun...did you spot it? B) Anyway, although not the exact same joke, have a wee looky here

I give you 10/10 for persistance, but the same joke wasnt funny last week, and it still isnt funny this week! Anyway, Im surprised at you making jokes on a thread of this nature. Theres a time and a plaice for that sort of thing.

Formally cleared of everything I believe. Think logically, why would Murats blood be on the wall? Maddy McCann stabbed him up a bit? As I said last week, total red herring.

So, after getting British police in to use sniffer dogs, will the Portugese police also be getting British Police in to deal with the horrible mess of contradictions and lies that the McCanns circle of friends have produced? Weve got people checking on each others kids, everyone for themselves, people opening the doors, others just having a listen, doors closed and left open...its a mess. The McCanns appear to be (either wittingly or not) a part of this parcel of rogues, and Im quite frankly astonished that they have been allowed to fly around the world freely. They should have been kept under close police scrutiny (same with their friends) until one true and definate story emerged. Still, never mind, at least Freud is nice and comfortable up their on his high horse. Demonstrating that he is to reasonable posting what Gerry McCann is to honesty and straightforwardness.

Back from my holiday, without my phone. Plus work tomorrow.

He's already been has he not?

No! Surely not.

Nope - Im on total holiday! No way am I going to waste my money on football in England. I try and keep my football money for Arbroath. No driving No football No interweb (which means) no P&B I shall apparently be at a free music festival in Chesterfield, with licensed bars.

Were 4-0 up, and here I sit packing, tidying, and preparing to go away, checking the score over the web every so often. Gah! Still, 4-0 up and I go on holiday on Friday morning!

Im not sure! In the same way people on this topic are apparently using this as "proof" of guilt (according to thundermonkey anyway), you appear to be laughing in a hollow manner. Both are pretty inexplicable to me! If anyones in the room with you (as if), they must be pretty alarmed. Then being told to get over myself for some reason, Im not sure why though. Possibly because said thundermonkey has decided to link my two unrelated paragraphs together. However, only he can truly explain I guess.

What makes you say that?

Who's that then? Surely not jumping to conclusions about what someone will post with no evidence? I attach absolutely no credibility to this 'discovery'. Sounds like a red herring to me.

Hmmm, cheers for the advice!

You reckon? I was gonna put a net over the lower pond as a sort of filtration device, so that all the scum (leaves and suchlike) flowed through the waterfall of the main pond, and onto the net of the second pond, keeping the water clean and easy to maintain. However, I was gonna put fish in the main pond and keep it open. Does the net not make it look a bit ugly?

Aye skint as well. I dont live on my own - but I may as well be since my mate vanished off on holiday at the end of June and hasnt appeared yet - the word is that he is back half way through this month. Bloody students. I am also skint and sit in the flat...and although I dont drink much (maybe a couple drams of whisky), I never used to drink on my own. Still, holiday at the end of the week - parking space at the airport is booked! Does anyone know if I can take alcohol on BMI baby flights? I fancy a couple cheeky wee gin and tonics on the plane. That will come when I finally get the pond dug and finished. Im just working out the filtering system in my head, hopefully I will be able to buy the bits and pieces that I need in the next few weeks, then its time to buy a couple wee fishies for it.

Can you explain to me what is 'liberal' and 'left' about this?

My nag, Ive been on my own in the house for weeks now! This is the longest Ive ever lived on my own, and I think its starting to hit my sanity. I noticed tonight that I was having conversations with myself, but that half the conversation was in my head, and the other half was spoken out loud with my unreal tournament voice (think : "Head Shot!"). I wonder how long Ive been doing that for? I sound like a growly version of Gollum.

Depends, he might have had a leaky ceiling and an overflowing bath.

Arrrrgghh! It is like a waking nightmare! One is never going to speak about such matters on here again. One can see you b*****dly creatures lining up to stick the boot in, pouncing on mundane mistakes that many forum participants frequently make. There, I think this one is mistake free.