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I spent £40 yesterday, and didnt get drunk. After drinking all day, at the point when I needed to move onto shots, I didnt have any money left, and so ended up sober, skint, and very, very bored!

Give it up man, theres nothing wrong with the hair! I know a thing about sartorial elegance, and you could quite easily get away with another few months of growth.

Im that bored, that Im actually going to Stenny reserves vs Shire reserves, just to pass the time.

I was contemplating it actually....but nah, dont fancy it on my own.

I am SO BORED! Not doing anything tonight as Im skint and saving my money for Scotland tomorrow, so Im just counting down till kickoff (thats kickoff as in going to the pub)....bored bored bored. The idea of knocking myself out with sleeping pills till tomorrow grows ever more tempting.

Oh god! You mean people like that actually exist??

It wont stop me - Ill just buy another £300 wreck and tell the world about it!

I may have been mocked - but the car is now back together and working! No more death rattles, and with new gaskets all round, its running like a dream! The only down side is that when its idling or braking, the engine makes a noise like a small child being run over, a sort of extremely high pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Cant have it all though, at least it runs okay, and also repels cockroaches.

Well, whats the worst that can happen? For the record, I had a couple broken spark plugs, a worn and pitted distributer cap, and dodgy head (and other) gaskets...plus it turns out Ive been driving it on 2 cylinders for the last few months...which explains quite a lot! Its gonna be all right now though...right?

Spent all day taking my car to bits...need to fit a new set of gaskets, and to save cash, Im doing it myself. Got my engine in loads of pieces all over the place now.

If anyone here was late home from work because some twat ended up broken down on the entrance to the Dundee Scotfife roundabout at rush hour today...you have my unreserved apologies.

Was a bit drunk last night (dancing like a loon in Dusk so I was), and we went round at my mates sisters house afterwards....so, me and a mate were watching the hamsters go (they have 2), and one of them was really active. We were trying to pick him up without success, and one of the girls wanders in and tells us that if we want to pick up a hamster, pick up the quiet one as it is "lovely and quiet, the other one is a vicious b*****d", and then leaves again. So we shake the cage to wake it up...then give it a prod...bloody things deid! It had obviously been dead all day - no wonder it was so quiet. Bummer! Woke up at half 3 or so beside the cage as I managed to pass out right next to it. Bloody deid hamsters.

I still dont dare sleep. Too ill. Rest of me is okay, but my stomach is heaving every time I dare to try and have a drink. I need to go to bed - but only when Ive stopped spewing.

Got utterly mullered in Dundee today, and ended up in Abertay Student Union gettng in a fight with a twat from Dundee Uni. But my nag is that I got on the late train home (Dundee - Stirling), fell asleep, and slept all the way through to Glasgow. Thank god I arrived in Glasgow just as the Stirling train was leaving, snf thank god for nice conductoresses, else I would have had to spend the last half hour spewing in some strange location - instead of in the comfort of my own home.

After staying at my mates house and wearing my good (only) black shoes a few nights ago, I went into my beg today to put them on, only to discover that not only have I managed to pick up 2 different shoes (one mine one his), but that I picked up 2 left ones. Now I have to wear my scabby trainers for going out.

And what exactly have the portugese police said? Everything about this 'evidence' is all allegations and speculation. The police havent actually confirmed anything as far as I know. Yet another person having a go at the police for no reason - give them peace to do their job!

Watched Performance tonight...I like it, but Im not sure why! Violence, nipples, drugs, odd plot. I struggled to follow it, but for some odd reason, I enjoyed it.

Just made the mistake of trying to drive up to Arbroath. So, my engine appears to be dead. I got it 2 mins along the road to the petrol station (after letting it warm up for 5 mins), filled it up with (definately) petrol. Sat for ten minutes trying to start it up. got it started, drove it back here, it now makes a drumroll whenever I accelerate. Bugger. Just after I spent all my cash on a Wii too!

While scratching my ear, Ive managed to get a bit of rubber tube jammed right down my ear. Bugger.

As well as any snacks concealed about your person.

Erm, you are aware that the portugese police havent actually said anything about any hair in the car in the first place? Everything in the paper at the moment is speculation. Surely even you are bright enough to realise that. No evidence, no sources, its all speculative pish.

You realise what the police have said so far? Basically nothing! The papers are full of "it is alleged", "reportedly", "a family source revealed". Fact of the matter is, everyone is slagging the Portugese police for doing nothing when in reality nobody actually knows what the police are or are not doing! Leave them alone and let them get on with their job. Its Iran 'illegally capturing' British navy personnel all over again. We rushed to put words in the mouth of the Iranians, making claims based on stuff they never said, or worse, that our government claimed the Iranians said. Were doing the same here. Yet again, I am one of the few visionaries and clear thinkers on pie and bovril, while the rest of you sheep follow the every move of the media and popular culture.

Said the killers, as they surveyed the room full of sleeping children.

! Ho hum. I still dont see how they could not possibly have committed said murder? At least they are suspects, although jiust like in the Iranian incident a few months back, we've only heard one half of the story. It will be interesting to hear what the Portugese police actually have to say - when they are good and ready. After all the vilification they have had, wouldnt it be nice if they were able to wrap this up. For what its worth, I still reckon it was the parents. Ive noticed more and more speculation on here, at work, and in the media that is following my line of thinking. For those having a go at the police etc. for DARING to ask questions and try to eradicate innacuracies in the story of the 'snatching', shut up and let them do their job!

And just how do you know this? According to some witnesses, was the door not unlocked and open?