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Well it is the petty nags thread! You might have a point though, I just looked at the posters for this thread...if you take both my incarnations into account, Im 5th most prolific poster in this thread. Im just a misery guts!

Aye, procrastination. Went into the office this morning, planned and typed till half 5, came back here, ate tea, and came back up here, and typed/procrastinated till now. Just can't get in the mindset at all for some reason! How do you find out how many posts you have done a day? I reckon I must be up to some stupid number by now!

I have been typing the same document all day! Its not a big document, and I know exactly what I want to say...its just that Im really struggling to get my thoughts in the appropriate written form. This is not normally a problem for me. Hope I get it finished soon, I want to sleep tonight.

You forgot to add.. at the end of that post.

I just realised that on Friday I accidentally deleted my main document containing the list of all the sources that I have consulted for the last few months. Good god.

Whoop de fucking do. Go do some housework, or whatever it is women do. (See edit added to my post about philpy, I like you really!)

Bleh. Go have a fit, or whatever it is autistics do. Edited to add - The above comment was meant to be taken in jest, although it sounds rather harsh, sorry!

Bleh. Im not up to killing anyway, I am an ill ill ill individual. Plus I left part of my hearing aid on a dance floor in Bannockburn so Im going to have to schedule a trip to the hospital at some point. Bleh.

In the harsh, cold, bleary light of day, Im prepared to say that killing for a takeaway is possibly overkill.

Well let LM live, as apparently she's hot. However, shakey must die. And then you must go to BBQ Kings...does it deliver to Stirling?

Oh, I would kill lyn marie off of here for a takeaway to be open! I want barbeque kings! Need a takeaway.

Why are takeaways closed by the time I walk home? Be open later, takeaways!

He's got 3/4 of a tank in there! The AA have been phoned, although theyre apparently going to make him sign a damage disclaimer, still, sums it up best!

My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

I really desperately want this VW, so Ill pass on the Rover...Im sure the V5 will come soon.

I would say he was being a c**t! Cars on ebay arent all £680 bangers (with missing v5 documents making you take public transport while you wait for the owners to get one ordered ), and many of them fetch a decent price. From my comparisons, the prices are actually quite similar to what was being offered in Scot-ads.

I'd go with Police, be nice! Edited to add, y'know, karma and all that malarky.

But you were trying to help him clear a build up?

What, soften his waxy build up?

And so there you have it - between us all, we know everything there is to know about ear problems and waxy build up!

Course Im right! As a cripple, I basically wear big rubber dildos in my ears for 18 hours a day, and so I get a similar problem. The dullness is more likely to be pressure than wax though. To get rid of wax, I recommend ear buds first, and then for precision cleaning, wooden cocktail sticks/kebab skewers to get right in there and loosen it all up. Then you need to gargle salt water to get rid of the resulting ear infection caused by scratching your ears raw. Trust me, Im an expert!

Aye, I know a thing or two about ear related problems! The dullness may be down to a pressure related problem, if you've had a cold or anything recently, they may be bunged to buggery. If you gargle warm salty water, it basically opens the tube that connects the ears to the throat and lets them equalise a bit. The salty bit is useful if there is a bit of an infection developing, because the ear, nose and throat are all connected. Its good for ya!

Might sound like odd advice, but gargle warm salty water and see if that helps.

Bloody hell, thats extreme shit! Did you report it to the police?

Thats unfortunate, hope it didnt affect your feedback at all! My nag, Ive got no car at the moment, and I can't pick my new one up yet because the woman said she had misplaced the V5 and had ordered a replacement for it. Lets hope she actually legally owns this car, coz no V5 = no money. To make things worse I mysteriously did my knee in yesterday, and now have shooting pains down my left leg whenever I move. Consequently Im at home trying to do some work from here and wallowing in self pity.