The last two nights some sort of giant flock of seagulls, and I'm talking about 50+, has turned up at 3am in the morning and flew round my house absolutely shrieking like f**k. OK, I should probably go to bed earlier but I'm on about 4 hours sleep in the last two days, I absolutely feel like shite. If it happens again tonight I'm going to have to hire 15+ Eagle Owls, a pile of industrial strength fireworks and a shotgun to get these fucking things away from my house.
Honestly, the noise they make is horrific. Lucky I don't believe in augury or I'd be shitting myself right now instead of just being dog tired.