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What? You've lost me..

'Stand your ground and fight' snigger

Ah shite, that's some situation to be in. Good luck

I was on the bus going to my girlfriends today and the driver stopped for an old man at the stop, as normal. But then got out the bus, a went into a nearby shop. Leaving me, his money, the bus and his keys in the bus. With the doors open! I thought someone was going to steal the bus, the money and me. When I got off he didn't realise I was still on as he didn't open the doors until I said 'excuse me' It didn't bother me though, made me laugh the driver coming back with a couple bottles of irn bru and a paper.

Yeah I think I will. Top up £10 and you get unlimited texts and that £10 in credit. Pretty good deal.

I don't usually go over, but when I do I give him the extra money.

O2.

Aye, he said I had a week though (Tuesday) and it's went off tonight. I use it a lot so I'm going to miss it.

My dad has cancelled my phone contract. Sakes!!

Do you ever come down to breakfast or whatever and say 'Ha LM, did you read about Hibernia last night?! Epic.'

Just had training in that rain. It wasn't fun.

Did she eat it?

What is the course? I'd like to try a 10k.

I wanted one of them to breakdown and admit their weird ways! Boo.

Boooooo!!!! Keithgy closed the weird stalker aliais thread.

I'm off to boot someones pie at 5s.

Thanks. Do you mean like a transfer? I can do that yeah but apparently it's quite difficult because the unit you're in don't want to lose a fully trained soldier so they do what they can to keep you- that's the impression my careers sergeant gave me anyway.

Cheers big yin!

Yeah I can apply for anything. I'll be able to go down to my careers office and get into the infantry and a few other jobs after passing my first selection. I've always tried to avoid that though. Now I'm just gonna go do something toally different. Something like a gunner or a tank crewman. Which compared to what they offered me before isn't so great.

Yeah I passed that bit. As I was going for a 'specialist' job I had to do another 2 day selection interview. That's where they didn't accept me. Without sounding a cocky little p***k I don't know why.. I was fit enough, smart enough and motavated enough. Gutting.

Leven? Whatttt?! How's she manage that? Is she rich eh?

I don't want to talk about it. Nah, it was the Army and it's totally depressed me. I gave it my all and it wasn't good enough, it's made me feel a total dumpling. Ahwell, I quite fancy the tanks now.

The fifey. Do you drive? Dundee is decent. Btw, how has Feebs manages to become a manager already?!

So. What pool you going to on Tuesday night? Seeing as she cant make Wednesday.