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Leslie Hearts 19s, you?

Not soon enough. I've got my last selection process on the 1st of February then after that (if they want me) I'll start training. Takes so long to join this fucking army malarky.

Dirty white.

Aye I know. Our pitch is still covered with snow, pure white. Going to be a few weeks before another game I think. f**k off snow!

Still loads of snow here, total bollocks. I've not kicked a ball for a month now. I just hope 5s is on tonight.

Yeah, funny.

Because you're a wee p***k.

Flawless But nah, because he said I go to Glenrothes high. So I knew it was someone that didn't properly know me. ACTUALLY.

Fud. I caught you out after about 5 texts..

Stop fucking texting me pretending to be my pals then.

I have. I flashed it's lights, threw salad at it, nudged it with it's wooden play thing and tapped it's glass.. Non responsive.

I think my lizard is dead..

Well, nah. Some boy was trying to hug me at the same time and asking who I was. I was keeping it sweet to avoid a sweet kicking!

I bumped into a huge fight last night, some boy was out cold on the deck and another was walking about with his cheekbone bursting out his face. Some lassie insisted on giving me a cuddle and a kiss, wasnae very braw.

Leslie Hearts funnily enough!

Had a cracking game of football yesterday. Drew 2-2 with 9 men, then the 3rd man got sent off after the game. But it was ruined by a very very poor referee. Pointed to the spot after I managed to get a tackle in to stop the boy from scoring. It was one of those ones that the ball totally changes direction and it's clear enough to see.

No chance. I'll be going for the £1 clintons specials.

Nah, G-toon.

Ahh aye.

Ahhh. 12-2. The weegie one or the non weegie one?

Exactly what I was thinking, it's a half an hour walk there and back too. Hmmmm seven pounds..

I only had 2 hours of work today.

If your employer is going to pay your wages into your bank account what information do they need?

Unless it's an odd extra.