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Hopefully they do a bit more with it, because I'm still seeing it.

Anyone else noticed that strikers will always, without fail, miss a one-on-one chance? Not just my forwards, but every single match I'll play will have one chance where a striker is clean through on goal and he'll always miss. Might just be my game, right enough.

Must be shite following a club who've more relegations than honours.

Imagine supporting a club that rents out its stadium to half of the Old Firm The diddiest of all the diddy clubs in Scotland.

"**** without the bus fare." How very Celtic of you.

It would help if they stopped giving away daft penalties to kill the momentum.

You're* a very angry man. I suppose that comes with supporting a football club that tries to be as Celtic-y as possible. *This is an abbreviated way of saying "you are", btw.

Going by what apparently passes for normal in Paisley, I'm not surprised you'd think these people look strange. There's only 5 fingers on that guys fist, for a start. You're right. When it comes to pretending to be like one of the Old Firm, Shaint Mhirren do it best. You're* If you're going to try and be smart about my use of the English language, you should learn it yourself mate.

Shaint Mhirren have some right weird looking fans. Paisley must be proper hicksvile Still, nice to let the less fortunate have a glimpse of how the better half live.

Struggling to find a decent striker for Hearts budget. Tried to get he boy Lavery from Linfield, but he wasn't interested.

f**k wasting your time and money on that shite.

This is what I’m working off.

Good to hear that no-one from Hearts could be fucked to turn up to see John Robertson be inducted into the HoF. Great show of respect to one of our greatest ever players.

He's not alone.

Not sure Hibs can afford to sack Secondbottom. He’ll be on good money and had what? Two years left on his deal. Won’t be Specky either. Because our spineless board are more interested in their best pals act than whether or not Hearts win football matches.

Hope we get relegated tbh.

Hearts being dog shit is going to save me a fortune. Didn’t go today. Not going on Wednesday. Won’t be going to Kilmarnock. Surprised I’m even going to Hampden.

Didn’t bother going today. Lost all desire to continue to buy into what’s going on at Hearts just now. Budge and Leveins friendship is more important to the board than football results. f**k Hearts. f**k Ann Budge. f**k Craig Levein.

I’m sure Pittodrie has some kind of facility somewhere in the ground that keeps it from being bottom of the list. But Central Park is a fucking rotten ground. And a fairly rotten town too tbf.

This. Central Park is the worst ground in Scotland. Which is some claim, when you think of some of the absolute shitholes in the leagues.

Genuinely think I’m gonna patch this one. Watch a Hearts team devoid of impetus, creativity, direction or leadership get reamed by that Rangers side? Nah, no thanks.

Had a wee look in in Kickback, in the middle of a 6 week ban for calling someone an arsehole. No surprise really, what with the poster in question being a club employee and that. The Craig Levein fan club are having a merry old time sticking up for their pal.

To go 3-1 against an unbeaten Cowboys team without the GOAT is some achievement. The defence are looking mean so far.

That was alright, like.

Out of curiosity, are you the Romanian gentleman that featured on the Scarves Around The Funnel podcast a couple of weeks ago?