Just found out that apparently 'something good' is about to happen for me at work, no idea what it is yet mind you. I was telling the chef that the MD of the company had just called me, and the conversation went like this:
Chef: 'Ahh, I think I know what that was about!'. *sounds smug*
Me: 'Eh, he was just checking to see how things had been while I've been covering for the boss (he's on holiday). What did you think it was?'
Chef: 'Aw right, eh, I can't tell you. It's good for you though, you'll be pleased.'
Just fucking tell me you arse piece!!