Mak QOSFC

Had a few pints and was just running across West George street (?) to avoid a bus and I fell arse over tit and had to scramble out the way, I hate the big city.

Ireland ffs.

Best. Games. Ever. Just can't see it being a big derby, with Gretna there was genuine ill feeling. Can see Annan being more of a Stranraer type derby.

Wish we had a proper derby.

What are you studying?

I have a really bad cold and it's May.

My usual awayday breakfast place doesn't open early on Sundays and neither does anywhere else.

A bottle of my dads Stella.

Got a puncture this morning and the spare was stuck so had to go under the car in my good jeans. The rim is also damaged on the spare so will need a new one of them as well.

Nah they were big huge fuckers, sliced most of them but left a few whole.

Had penne with haddock and scallops from the fishmonger. First time I've had scallops and I wasn't particularly impressed.

Had some fish pie at work. Was great.

Fair whack in Dumfries.

I crashed my car this morning, was going round a corner lost control and went through a wall into a field. On the bright side the car was getting scrapped in a few weeks and I was just on my way to the petrol station. I'll have to do all my christmas shopping on a motorbike now.

Delivery drivers at my old work used to get up to £50 in tips on busy nights.

Was in Morrisons earlier and was at the self service checkout and had a couple of bottles of Furstenberg and needed a member of staff to confirm my age. I was standing waiting and the guy there was running around like a blue arse fly trying to do everything, it was really busy and there was loads of schoolkids in, I'd been waiting for a few minutes and a woman came onto the till next to me with a bottle of wine and starting whining excuse me because she had been waiting a whole ten seconds.

Still f**k all here.

Hardly any here just a couple inches, everywhere else has loads .

Had a wee flurry at about 1am last night which left a wee bit on the ground, the sun's melting it now though.

Made cannoli's the other day and they were ace.

Have you tried Lockerbie and then bus to Dumfries?

Cut a bit off the end of my thumb at work last night, keeps stop starting bleeding everywhere.

There's one that leaves Central at 22.30, change at Ayr and in Stranraer for 01.00. Why Stranraer if you don't mind me asking?