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Absolutely love having a swatch at Rangers Media every so often, this excerpt is from a thread asking the coherent, eloquent members of the forum if they miss the Old Firm derby. This was the answer from the bold Rab...

At last.somebody with a pair of stones.

Any cunt5 who says they dont miss it is lying their fuckin arse off.The next one is going to be the atmosphere that ends all others.

I'd fuckin play the tarriers every fuckin day, its our god given right as Billy Boys to hammer the c***s.

Any c**t who has been in Glasgow on the night they rhats have entertained Barcelona(and beat them), singing their fuckin bile and lording it, when all we have unjustly had is the highlight of an away game at Berwick at the weekend, surely must be taking stock of his fuckin pride like me,preparing for a day of destiny next time we play them.

I hope its at Parkhead, i really do, so every bear that goes is a fuckin headbanger, an Army of real bears willing to pay the ultimate price for our Club and our identity.

Thousands of us together marching up to that shitehole, begging for some provocation.

Inside the ground will be the most venomous atmosphere ever witnessed at an old firm game, as it should be.It should get the better of the players as well, its a game nobody can afford to lose, and no tackle can be shat out of.

And you know what?I fancy the Rangers strongly that night.

We owe they c***s big time, and its time they fuckin got it.

We will be victorious on and off the pitch, cos We Are The People.

Its high time they were reminded that they are not, fuckin scummy midgey rakin c***s.

Man Up Rangers.

No Surrender

Rab

Thats got 'the Bombers' paw prints all over it.

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Bad week for VT.

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Morton have signed Jake Nicholson (ex Spurs), who recently failed a trial with us.

Never heard of him.

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Its like going back to Victorian times........pointing and laughing at the lunatics, you know its wrong but you just can't help yourself, I feel a bit ashamed, and then I think, on the other hand, these fucking wankers deserve it.*

*dick-heads like VT and that swampy twat, not Victorian people with a mental illness.

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http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/scotland-football-kit-anti-english-123854547.html

Apparently the new Scotland shirt is 'anti English'

Thats a fucking cool looking shirt.

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Its a hard knock life, in Tayside;

http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/housework-hell-diary-of-a-busy-muirhead-mum-1.152667

(Wid, mind. Fit that into your diary hell)

Could this diary be the most boring thing ever written, in the history of the universe?

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Today's Dundee Courier described me as a 'useful singer'. I'm totally over the moon with such an incredible compliment. Can't wait to share the news with everybody.

''You a good singer?''

''Well, I'm useful. That's for sure.''

I would'nt worry about these c***s, the local Manchester press gave The Smiths nothing but negativity.

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DAB mouse?

Yes.

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Just watched my cat torturing a mouse to death, not pleasant, but I could'nt be arsed going outside to save the mouse, so its fucked.

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Bunch of twats here in DAB land still letting fireworks off, tangerine arseholes.

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Not sure where the UK pace is at but the 4th episode will be airing tonight in the States.

UK is 5 days behind, States get ep 4 tonight, we get it on Friday.

cheers, I'm about one episode behind.

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WTF did they kill off Merril for? he was the best character. anyhow, just started on season 4, what number episode is the up to date one?

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At my school, someone's medication wore off(i think was the reason) which resulted in 2 ambulances, police with riot gear before a riot van showed up, smashed glass all over the floor (my class was right next to all this) said class being evacuated and f*ck knows what else. An interesting day......who the f*ck needs "Educating Yorkshire" Ayrshire's where it's at.

Good old pc plod......always there to help.

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Obsessively catching up with this on sky on demand, half way through season 3.

Same here.

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Not sure what's worse - Moore's reign or that 'attempt' at humour. It's a close run thing.

Top quality prose from the Tryfield.

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I love it how everyone joins together as one, to boot these fuckers while they're lying in the gutter

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Thoughts and prayers with Tian Tian in these sad and dark times.

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The bold Griffiths strutting around on Molineux just now, c'mon Sparky......give us a goal, you fertile bassa.

fucking hell, Kev Macdonald is on as well, so is Fotheringham, its just like being back at Dens.....there's no c**t in the stands also.

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Nah f**k that for a caper. I left the poor fucker and went back inside. It's gone now so I can only assume the cat came back for a second go.

That's what I would have done.................Harsh, but fair.

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Well what an hour that was. Got the Waspinator in to see if he could find the wasp's nest which i said i couldn't really see. He told me to put my head into the loft and look a the big f**k off nest (volumetrically the size of 3 footballs) lying in the loft with lots of angry wasps crawling about on it. I had a look, saw it and almost fell down the loft ladder.

Anyway, onwards to look out the back to see where they were coming in, to be confronted by what could only be described as a zombie pigeon, with half a wing, half a neck and bloody bits hanging out of where its throat used to be, staggering about the back door. A few metres away was a cat with bloody dripping out of its mouth.

The whole episode has kind of put me off my lunch now.

That would freak me out, got a bit of a phobia of our feathered friends. What happened to the pigeon Mozza? Did you put it out its misery? I doubt I would have been able to do it, though.

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Spot on. That's how I see them as well. Greenock Morton........a comedy midget monkey, just waiting to be booted.

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chuck·le

/ˈCHəkəl/

Verb

Laugh quietly or inwardly.

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Just upset the office woman at work by mimicking her pathetic, whiney, whingey, voice. Oh dear.

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^^^^^^Lionel.

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Fucking hell.......nature's a right b*****d.