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I'd watch Junior level games if they were on the TV regularly.

McPake just stopped short of saying, 'No DABs at Dens' in this morning's edition of The Courier. 'He was a name that was put to us (Danny Swanson) and a player obviously that Dave Mackay knows very well, but at the minute, he's not one we're pursuing. Any name put to us, we look into but it never got anywhere. I wish him well wherever he ends up but it won't be at Dens.' He's also absolutely savage about Tom Field. He's saying that the club knows how to treat people and that he doesn't expect anything less from Nelms & Keyes then goes onto say that if things were normal they'd all be handed new contracts. He then speaks about McGowan & Meekings and goes, 'Speaking about those two, absolutely delighted to keep them on'. With zero mention of Field, the only other out of contract senior player.

I've loved every single second of... f**k there's genuinely not been a high point in the last 4 year. Now I'm depressed.

As much as I agree with my fellow Dees, I also reserve the right to hide behind the price as an excuse to not go if we are going through a shit spell.

Calling them that is besmirching the spectacle of the Teckle derby.

If you've no interest in my opinion, why question me in the first place? Your final sentence is spot on. It's pretty unanimous that bar a few famous outliers, the Edinburgh Derby is a turgid watch for the neutral.

Wouldn't attend that borefest. Bad enough watching them on TV.

That's been his shtick for years.

They seem to be asking for reviews into any negative comments. Cheers.

The Edinburgh derby is the most boring derby in Scottish football and I'd even go as far to include shitey pretend derbies in that such as Aberdeen vs United and St Johnstone vs Dundee.

We need to get ourselves in a position where we are not reliant on 4 OF games dictating the whole of Scottish football. Next time our deal is up we should be pressing for short term pain for long term gain. It's clear for all to see that this single requirement is holding the game back. And, if Celtic & Rangers didn't play each other as often as they did, the games would mean even more.

Anyone used PSK Mega Store UK? Some of their prices seem a bit too good to be true.

The new kitten. She's already got my boy telt. He's shite scared of her.

What is the app that people use that shows where they've run their daft wee 5km? Going for a stroll later on and would be interested in having my walk detailed (Don't care about distances/times etc).

Feel sorry for the Gulls. They're finally needing to get off their fat, lazy arses and find their own food with lockdown in place rather than bullying us humans and mugging our steak bakes. I say I feel sorry for Gulls, get it fucking up them. One shat right in my pie just as I had it raised to my mouth whilst I was at school back in the day. My mates then turned the story into me eating a shitey pie. b*****ds.

Goalkeepers #1: Jack Hamilton (26) - May 2021 #12: Calum Ferrie (21) - May 2021 Defenders #2: Cammy Kerr (24) - May 2021 #3: Jordan McGhee (23) - May 2021 #5: Jordon Forster (26) - May 2021 (Option of a further year) #6: Josh Meekings (27) - June 2020 #16: Christie Elliott (29) - May 2021 #17: Tom Field (23) - June 2020 #23: Jordan Marshall (23) - May 2021 Midfielders #4: Jamie Ness (29) - May 2021 (Option of a further year) #8: Shaun Byrne (26) - May 2022 (Option of further year) #10: Paul McGowan (32) - June 2020 #11: Declan McDaid (24) - May 2021 #14: Graham Dorrans (33) - May 2021 #19: Finlay Robertson (17) - May 2021 Strikers #9: Andrew Nelson (22) - May 2021 #28: Kane Hemmings (29) May 2022 Manager James McPake (35) - Rolling Contract. Ages as at 1/6/20. State of play with our squad. Not included youth that aren't playing regularly such as Callum Moore, Max Anderson or Lyall Cameron all of whom have another year on their deal.

Don't sully the best thread on P&B. Thank you.

I have massive sympathy for Hearts and I'd be greeting on threads like this with the rest of them about how it's unfair if I were a Hearts fan. For the chairman of your club to essentially be issuing threats to the whole of Scottish football is a fucking embarrassment though and the fans need to finally usurp her from her role (As was originally agreed) before she causes anymore damage to the club's reputation.

Vince McMahon's hair is like a power status. Never been the same since Trump shaved it.

Obviously that applies to youth players which is great, but I'd have hoped that McGowan would have had his contract extended for a year regardless.

If you want to deny Hearts a click, here's the statement in full: Following today’s decision to end the 2019/20 Premiership season and expel Heart of Midlothian Football Club from the top flight, the club would like to provide a brief update to both its fans and the wider Scottish football audience. We have stated from the outset that we don’t believe it is right that any club should be unfairly penalised because of the Covid-19 pandemic. It was previously indicated that league reconstruction would not generate enough support to pass a vote between member clubs. In recent days a number of positive talks have been held with both the SPFL and member clubs and this topic is currently being revisited. Hearts will shortly submit a member’s resolution that we believe is a pragmatic solution to the issues the game currently faces and a way forward that the clubs can unite behind. It is our belief that this resolution, if supported, will provide an opportunity to avoid disproportionately disadvantaging - financially and otherwise - any club. This is possibly the final chance for our game to stand together, protect each other and not only survive but flourish in the aftermath of this terrible pandemic. Players from across all leagues have shown a desire for reconstruction and having already received support from some clubs we are hopeful that this resolution can positively progress Scottish football. As previously intimated the club has been taking legal advice throughout this process and are continuing to do so. We hope that the resolution being prepared will avoid the need to go down this route. Legal action would be both time consuming and expensive. However the cost to the club of relegation would outweigh these considerations. To our supporters, we thank you for showing patience and continuing to back the club. We will continue to fight against what we believe is an unjust outcome.

Reconstruct or I'll take you to court: https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-1-2-3-4-5-6-7

Speaking of Taker, his political donations leave a sour taste. Big Trump fan.

As much as I'd never wish harm on a clue due to this crisis, I would love to see the reaction of Kickback if they were to announce admin due to being relegated after coming out with stuff like, 'Every time I click my fingers another club dies' shite. The seethe would be fantastic.