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So Dundee can only extend to the end of June and can't go past then?

Dan Hodges lost his eye stopping a fight apparently for those questioning his eyes.

He's raging.

Dan Hodges. His Twitter bio describes him as a 'Tory Mingler'

Shapps putting in an absolute Ben Swain of a performance here.

Announce as much shite as possible to ensure the media will have other things to focus on.

Is it just me or does he sound incredibly nervous?

Sad - I know. She should read up on her history IMO. In all seriousness though, I can't see a way in which the Tories will bow to public pressure here. Pretty much every single minister has condoned the behaviour. Can they back pedal from that? They're just going to front it out, happy in the knowledge that no-one can do anything about this until the next election which is a long, long time away.

My old teacher was a Tory?

Grant Shapps the man chosen to ignore the Cummings debacle.

Dominic Cummings doesn't have the presence of Alastair Campbell, doesn't have the sliminess of Peter Mandelson or the hilarity of the fake Campbell that is Malcolm Tucker. He's just a bit shit and incredible he's pretty much the leader of the UK. He looks like Willie Collum and Rowan Atkinson's love child.

Dominic Cummings: 'Who cares about good looks. It's a question of doing the right thing. It's not about what you guys think.'

That's one hell of a leap fella. Careful now It really isn't.

If they were shite and never gonna get a deal anyways it's a bit cowardly to hide behind the virus and say you couldn't offer them new deals IMO.

£20 to watch Dundee, but the stream would need to be high quality. At least 720p and manned by someone that doesn't miss half the action. £15 would be my limit otherwise.

In terms of strikers, I'd like if we could bring in that Alex Jakubiak. Looks a right handful. Was he not Nelson's foil for Falkirk when they were both highly rated? He'd also free up Hemmings and allow him to be a poacher rather than a hold up man.

Who turned down the deal? Ashcroft?

They turned down a 500k bid from United in January. There will be other clubs on the hunt for him that'll be more appealing. He'll end up down South or in the top flight.

Dunfermline releasing 17 out of contract players today. Not even keeping them on for another month with furlough like Dundee have done. On the brink?

^^ What he said.

Perhaps easier if the hub idea comes to fruition.

Hope you're right. Your post certainly eases my fears at least.