Deeboy

Pretty much, yeah. She can use the net but can't delete the history. I'm not sure how they'd be able to stop her just using the 'private' window as she pleases or how they'd find out she has outwith supervising her 24/7(?) I'd like to know the background of how she knows the mother and why she thought this would be 'cool'. She's twenty, she's not so young anymore and IMO, in those court pictures, she doesn't seem to be showing much remorse. She turned up in a multicolour Superdry jumper ffs. She's gone to jail, without doubt she'll get booted black and blue for this. Stupid, stupid lassie.

"In addition, she was banned for 10 years from using any device with internet capability without it being able to store the history of its use."

She was tweeting the mother of a child who was abducted and murdered - pretending to be one of the kids killers. She should be sent to jail where street justice will be given. Wid, though.

Sorry to read that, KnightswoodBear.

I try to collect £1 notes. I've even paid £5 for one when I was pished.

That gives me the fear.

I've never lived in Govan, I also have little need to be near lettuce in shops or anything alongside it either, hence why I have never seen kale in a supermarket (I assume). if you can't smell lettuce I suggest it's you who has something wrong with you.

Oh, my.

All you need is fruit, chopped then frozen. Add it to milk/fruit juice and blend it. Where do folk buy kale etc? Do the supermarkets sell these 'superfoods', I can't say I've ever seen any.

How is Mark settling into life at Dundee FC, Dundee's top club?

Probably because nobody sits next to you, you Scooby Doo watching BEAST.

Que¿? Lettuce has a very distinctive smell. As soon as I posted I thought Zen would be the one to reply something like that.

Yeah it's had parts replaced, they may even include shop demo's as 'refurbished'.

Now my fingers fucking reek of Mexican chicken and lettuce from picking the shit out. I'll have to wash my hands and change the dressing on my finger. i'm going to snap that bitches tongs.

Bought a 'Mexican Chilli Chicken' sub/baguette from the bakers, had to go to shop for juice. In no uncertain terms I said "do not put any salad on my baguette, please." I've returned home and opened it to find at least 4% of my baguette filling is lettuce.

I thought Hitler got on well with WASPs tbh.

The same Dundee that refused to match the offer Falkirk made to Nathan Austin? That Dundee? ETA : FWIW - Harkins is meant to be on somewhere around £1800 a week. We offered him a two year deal on 75% of his current wage to bring him in line with others at the club and give him an extra year security. It was never rejected or taken off the table. If it's true about he can leave, he'd be a great signing for you.

We're literally out of your league, Gav. You had your chance to come up here and create a wee rivalry. 1. We ragdolled you all over the place when we met. 2. The worst Kilmarnock side in years absolutely obliterated you on your biggest stage of the season. Up here is your pipe dream, so pipe doon, smallfry.

He must be on a gigantic wage considering we offered him a two year deal on reduced terms about a month back. I hardly see him being a disruptive character.

A nutrini ninja later become

Worthy every penny.

It wasn't even McPake that put him in. It was one of the doctors.

The forum is basically unreadable for the next wee while.