Deeboy

Have a ShandonDay and don't wear socks.

You went to University to study chickens?

^^^ Never watched Strike Back.

I never moan when it rains. In fact, I'm only happy when it rains. wid.

decent when the Hibs done it, now, Hearts, not so much. I reckon he'll be an excellent signing, if you get him in paying half his wage. In saying that, £10k not to have to play Sammon would be money very well spent.

I take it Hearts won't be paying all of his £10k a week wages?

Oor boy Jaggy clearly has severe sunstroke. Thinks Pokèmon will get extra bodies through the gates. Get well soon, m8.

I feel asleep at the back of 5, usually that'd see me out for the count until about 3am when I'd get up and face the day. Not in this heat. I've woke up covered in sweat, will probably shower and definitely be awake all night now. FML.

Turns out they're all at Miguels gaff getting stoned or are deid.

Having to resort to 'Rory McIlroy PGA tour as there's nobody online on the other game you wish to play.

Get stabby with .. Growth outlooks?

I've had 28 years already, I'll be dead before 60 so I'll just take my chances, soz.

4 eggs, scrambled with basil and rocket on some Swedish bread my brother sends across (you get it in IKEA, too) smothered in Branston sauce.

You've raised the bar here. How the Fùck did you get MSN emoticons? (BEAST etc..)

Bet you phoned the polis and grassed too.

Describe 'unlucky' in this scenario.

That's a very decent signing for the level you're at, you're actually putting quite a decent squad together.

Evidently.

He doesn't want a lover, he just needs a friend.

Do you eat bread with mould? Its only penicillin after all.

Terrible dancer, shit voice and terrible fashion sense but some tunes the boy Drake churns out. And he's shagged RiRi.

There's another one on now, it's got 19 year old women (wid) fighters and folk are still shooting at Ross Kemp. Boys took it up a notch. Fair play. He keeps saying 'flatly' and I keep expecting some light footed Irishman to come dancing across the field though.