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2 hours ago, BFTD said:
Christ, this brings back the days of endless email chains saying "BAN ASPARTAME NOW!" because someone (who usually didn't even exist) claimed that it gave them headaches.
(not saying that's you, BTW)
BAN THE SPARTANS NOW?
A campaign we can all get behind...
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17 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
Pepsi gives me premature ejaculation.
Gosh, it's like being 16 again
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1 hour ago, Scary Bear said:
They like their fireworks.
The home end at Palmerston might look like that if Queen of the South lose to City tomorrow!
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21 hours ago, ThomCat said:
Edinburgh City 23/1
might be a better bet than my Grand National punts..
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15 hours ago, Venti said:
My reactions are fucking on point. Can chopstick a fly anytime.
You come near my flies with a chopstick and I swear I'll do time
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Worcester councillor asks to use Ukraine cash for dog mess - BBC News
Why doesn't he just get the Russians to bomb all the dog owners?
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a contemporary joke of the time (works better when heard really but..)
OJ Simpson has a website. The address is
www backslash backslash backslash escape
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6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
We're talking about 2 different systems in 2 different countries.
The Main difference between us, is I won't go mental with a gun if my giro doesn't turn up.
Normal for Lanarkshire though
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5 hours ago, JustOneCornetto said:
Akebono Taro the Sumo wrestler has died aged 54. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2024/04/11/sumo/former-yokozuna-akebono-dies/
Had him in my 2020 team and I'm sure he's been picked by others previously but nobody seems to have him in their team this year
Perhaps they thought there was fat chance of him dying
2 hours ago, D.V.T. said:Life has finally taken it’s toll on Ted
I have Murray Walker in my head saying "AND THERE GOES TOLEMAN..."
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11 hours ago, Casey Jones said:
So a semi final quartet of;
Sauchie v Broxburn; and
Whitburn v Haddington
Thaughts
Sauchie v Hadyingtong final.
The Hi-His to win and parade the Cup through Dunbar to annoy them.
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We have the red and green man here. In Skopje they have...
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8 hours ago, Sonam said:
Months in Iquitos pal, I'm an Ayahauscero
I'm more of an Ayayabastudthatssair
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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
This c**t turned up in the work today.
That's your manager
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9 hours ago, scottsdad said:
Driving round the Falkirk area is just about impossible now. Gas, electrics and water have dug up loads of the roads in the towns and villages. If you manage to find a section of road without roadworks on them, you have to swerve around to avoid the craters that make up 40% of the road surface.
Take an example - the roundabout at the Klondyke Garden Centre, which joins the M9 and heads to Grangemouth. It underwent a huge upgrade about 2 years ago, and the surface is horrendous. Potholes have joined forces and formed a posse.
I assume it's the same story elsewhere in the country but it's just really annoying the hell out of me right now that I cannot go anywhere without stopping at temporary lights or having my skeleton rattled as my car goes over what feels like railway sidings.
I'm from Edinburgh
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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:
My missus once bought me a pen with a drawing of a cock on it. Apparently to remind me "not to be a knob"
I never did take it to my office.
Would it have leaked in your pocket....?
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"Ach, anither couple o' sweeps and it'll be good enough for Rangers to play on... "
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6 hours ago, stu2910 said:
Can't reply to all in detail but basically:
Transport Scotland are happy and more qualified than the Civic Trust.
Maybe more car use, especially short term, but it moves it away from the city itself.
There will be a couple of concerts a year and they always cause congestion. I'd rather they caused congestion here than in another city.
Residential maybe is contrary to the plan, but plans can change if a better option comes along.
A big events site needs a hotel, it would be stupid not to.
Everyone knows there is demand for a crematorium.
But is it a burning demand?
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14 hours ago, Wacky said:
Speculation is that they could also jam up road networks at the press of a button by remotely switching cars off, causing lost revenue to world economy.
It’s not that far fetched I suppose.So Thatch was right- British Leyland workers must have been KGB stooges in the 1970s then! Da Comrade, we will bring their economy to its knees by bunging up the roads with broken down Princesses and Allegros.
I'd laugh if their button also included e-bikes. All those courier tossers suddenly coming to a halt and going arse over tit.
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11 hours ago, scottsdad said:
I've found the quality of butcher meat has dropped everywhere. Used to be a clear difference in quality with supermarkets, but no longer. Campbells sausages in particular are dreadful now.
^^^ pining for the "Special Stuff"
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I've seen 4 partial eclipses:
1994 in Aberdeen but it was cloudy. I have it recorded in a diary...
1999 in Edinburgh
Some other time in Edinburgh. Can't remember exactly when but Edinburgh City won ther League by default that day.
June 2021- these are taken from Spott, East Lothian, safely using a pair of eclipse glasses held over the lens. Don't look directly at the sun, folks, if you've ever set fire to things with a magnifying glass and sunlight then a lens is similar with a similar effect on your eye...
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I'll posit, Ron, that these sub atomic particle puns are Strange but have Charm. They might cheer you Up or leave you feeling Down.
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7 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said:
Seemingly, we've been playing fute-ball for 700 years. You'd think we might have got quite good by now.
The world’s oldest football was discovered during an excavation project at Stirling Castle in the 1970s; it had been lodged in the rafters of the Queen’s Chamber in Stirling Castle during the reconstruction works commissioned by James V, which dates the hoofing of it to the 1540s. The ball, made from cowhide and a pig’s bladder, is prominently displayed at the Stirling Smith Art Gallery and Museum.
You're offside, your Majesty.
Not according to James V-AR one is not, peasant
Ok, Sire, I concede
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6 minutes ago, Aim Here said:
Will his funeral service have a mass?
They're Higgs Bosons not Higgs Bhosons....
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10 hours ago, tree house tam said:
Jason Kerr can f**k right off as well
What about his brother, Juan?
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The Queen of the South thread
in Scottish League 1 General Chatter
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but they do play like De Bruyne..
speaking here to a Queen of the South defender..