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Obscure Roman General Decius was the first to suggest building a wall between Bo'ness and Dumbarton. This is why the Antonine Wall should really be called the AntandDecanine Wall.
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Popular P&B poster Mozzamozza has 7 nipples.
this is because he is part cat due to a short sighted sheepshagger somewhere in his family tree..
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Female ginger pubes are one of the many secret ingredients in Irn Bru
Diet Irn-Bru is made using Jackie Bird's pubes.
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See that Storm Huntley off STV Glasgow? That's not her real name. Her real name is Storm Formartine-United.
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The biggest swing in a Scottish constituency occurred in Edinburgh East last night when I wore a kilt.
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he looks like a 8 year old who's just been given a wagon wheel by his favourite Auntie for being a good boy.
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I don't know a lot about Charlie Boorman but what I do know is I hate his fucking face. No idea why.
because he looks like Robbie Savage ran into a wall very fast?
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When I was 4 I hated Michael Aspel for no apparent reason.When I grew up I didn't mind him. If he ever gets outed as a BEAST then my 4 year old self had a good warning system..
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Thought this going to be about Amir Khan and Kell Brook being in negotiations to fight each other later this year.
my money's on Kellly tbh
anyway do those of a certain age (old farts like me in other words) remember the way the BBC 1 globe ident used to fade into the Star Trek titles (38-45 secs in this clip)
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the other person in the house drinks goat's milk due to allergy to cow's milk and I'm too lazy/mean to buy my own milk so I've got used to goat's milk..although for many reasons it resembles the dog's milk in Red Dwarf....
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a poem by John Donne I remember from school which I mutter when festering in bed with hangover on a nice morning.....
Busy old fool, unruly sun,
Why dost thou thus,
Through windows, and through curtains call on us?
Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run?
Saucy pedantic wretch, go chide
Late school boys and sour prentices,
Go tell court huntsmen that the king will ride,
Call country ants to harvest offices,
Love, all alike, no season knows nor clime,
Nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time0 -
The banning of certain posters recently has definitely made this forum shittier than usual. It seems if you cry enough to the right people, you get your wish in the end.
is this true...? hmmm....
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I like Brussels Sprouts but as a poor student I once made the mistake of putting them into a stir fry. Result was I turned into Johnny Fartpants for the night. Never again.
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..and Roddy Hart has just educated the masses by playing "Adam Boyle has cast lad rock aside" on his Radio Scotland show. Good stuff.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-30795336
bad news for tramps- special brew's strength is being reduced.....
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I'm going to the gig with some City mates. I look forward to saying "Fuckin' 'Ell, it's Cardinal Richelieu!"
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Grim-san, Nihongo wakarimasu?
Iie?
So desu ne. Usero!
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It was the voices, they said "Gruntfuttock my son, you must spread the word of the MIGHTY City on this thing called Pie and Bovril...."
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Isn't "spunkera" a noun describing the time when Channel 4 used to show red triangle movies?
tambo
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Apparently they fit Edinburgh City Council's parking meters and give you about two hours worth.....
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Who's the best poster on P+B?
well, you're the greatest Stranraer poster named after a French Statesman on P&B
What happened to the roaster who was having a mutliple post meltdown on P&B on Saturday night......
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FC Honka's name makes me smile. The fact that they come from EsPOO must also be a delight for the puerile
Athletic Bilbao - I knew some Basques once and I've actually been to the San Mames for a game
Kaiserslautern- I knew a girl from there
Vardar Skopje- I have a friend in Skopje
FK de Rakt women's team- they wore skirts instead of shorts...
... unfortunately for pervs they seem to have gone back to wearing shorts..
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tortoiseshell butterflies, figgate park, march 2014
puffin, inchkeith, august 2014
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which twat at Edinburgh Zoo showed the pandas "Restless Natives" then??!
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Facts you made up
in The General Nonsense Forum
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It's not generally known that Steven Gerrard was an Arbroath fan when young. He used to enjoy reading about Jimmy Fotheringham and Alan McKenna while delivering the Courier to an exiled Dundonian on his paper round. His prize possession is an Arbroath strip signed by Derek Steel that he bought off e-bay for a then record price of £3.25