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Lee Mair and David Van Zanten have been having trying to get a gig on River City by pestering the big man off it.They've challenged the River City 5's team to a game . Shellsuit bob runs it, tbh i dont fancy their chances! @LMairzo and @VanzyD if you want to follow the Laurel and Hardy of twitter. I would give my name but i only propose to Charlotte Jackson and the hot mums off Modern Family.

Tried to watch the game last night, Sharks ended up 4-0 in the 1st period from what i remember, i dosed off. I'm a jinx

It is superb to watch! I genuinely think the guy could end up in a body bag though.

Warnock and Bates at the same club? This will either work really well or have a horrible ending. Excited to see what happens though.

Especially the ones with green and white hoops on

You wonder what football teams done to survive before all these big tv contracts came in to play? If we lose the tv deal who cares? If it means most teams in Scotland go part time so be it.

Going MJ's display on the last game of last season it would be a no brainer.I'd like to think there would be a few teams in uproar. What about the lower league teams, i think they'd deserve a say in it too. Unlike Falkirk who are and always have been in perfect financial condition .

Does anyone have any links to watch the games? My pal is asking . Read this thread and its made me want to get back into watching the hockey.Not watched it for years I'm a San jose Sharks man myself, only reason was i liked their kit when i had NHL 95 for the mega drive . How are they looking?

The sad thing is she is quite tidy!

It was this chap here who posted it https://twitter.com/#!/jbyrne6 . It would seem he doesn't know who poo girl is either

Her chocolate starfish would be all lubed up for ye.Would slip up there no bother

Keep trying to put this in a spoiler but i'm a Swampy! Help please someone, before i put some people off chocolate for life

Johnny Hayes retweeted this. You'll never find anything more horrific than this.

Thats got to be Stephen Pressley's son going by they shoes!

Yep i'd still lick that out! Even if its Jam

Fair enough Barton's a cock but he is nowhere near as bad as that scumbag!

#gungethatpaedoglitter

Went to f&b's for the first time yesterday and i thought the food was rather bland. Not really into eating out though.Think its a rip off and you can make the stuff just as good and for 1/3 of the price. Mcds/BK/KFC are what they say they are.You shouldn't go there pay £3.50 get your food on the spot and expect it to taste like Gordon Ramsays made it especially for you.

That wee guy looks like a cross between Luka Modric and Super Mario Heeeeya Lougi

There was a good feeling at StMirren too , especially around the time when we played each other in the cup. Both teams seemed to have peaked at that point.Both clubs venturing into higher expectation levels. Strange how things are turning out though, I am very uncertain how our season is going to pan out.We haven't hit the heights we looked like we could achieve. I think for Morton it was always going to be a building process, it can take a couple of seasons to build a title winning team.Look at Dunfermline! Its rare for a team to challenge out of nowhere ( Raith last season ). With all the Leagues squads getting smaller its down to luck with injuries. You just need to hope you can hold on to your better players or you start all over from scratch.

Surley Alfie is the most mental? It isn't his baby, shes a slut and she isn't even the best looking Slater ( Stacey )

This is fun, here is Steven Naeknee

Micheal Mole.He doesn't really like the sun

brain cell?

Naw Right Said Fred