CM.

Definetely out this time. Got a college induction on Tuesday morning at fucking 9am. I'll never get up for it if I'm proncing around town at 11pm the night before.

Fuckin sticky situation pal. 2 options. Choose one of them, or walk away from both. If you have a fling with her pal and she finds out then someones going to have sore testicals.

Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi.

Don't go there!

I've made other plans meaning I'm missing the game tomorrow. And it looks like we'll have a decent turn out! Doh!

Sorry, should that say 'all the time'? Whatever it is, a roll n egg might cheer me up a little.

Lassies. Fucking pain in the arse at times!

Thought I done okay. Considering being drafted in for the 2324354323542th consecutive time at the last minute. Scored a couple aswell which I can always be pleased with regardless how shite I play. I need to keep my water in my hand until the teams are picked, I always put it down at the fucking oppositions goalpost!

shite aye 20:51. my bad. can't be arsed editing. anyhoo am off, cyes soon

21:51 I'll be at Buchanan Bus station where I'm meeting Kieran. We'll just meet ye up at Powerleague.

wel see aboot that wan eh. You may aswell dae it, f**k know wit they c***s are uptae.

Half 9. It's no booked yet AFAIK

St Johnstone away last year I spent about a tenner on drinks for you, aswell as Airdrie away. No denial.

Talk shite. Half a score I owe you. I've probably already squared you up for that time I gave you a score at Dumfries, only of which 15 you returned.

The Muir debt is well into overdraft.

If it's half 9, IN, providing Sao Paulo subs me, which were the words of Dainton.

You wearing your hot pants again?

Out

lmao. am about to nom nom nom some fuckin dream. night night x f**k bobby sands hes dead k.o mon the clyde btw

10pence mixture

Fried Egg Supper and a Single Mars Bar

copyin b*****d

DJ Thack - How to make a Roll N Egg

Enjoying yourself tonight then? Bon Jovi - Livin on a prayer.