CM.

The Jam - Town Called Malice.

Out. Unless somecunts willing to pay me. But I really cant be arsed playing anyway. Although I say that then about 3 hours before kick off I just decide to play.

Aye That walk from Lenzie Station back to my house fair burned a few of they calories though.

:lol: My apologies. Still reckon I could have done better though. Quite pleased with my first and last goals I scored though

I have a name. Don't be afraid to say it. I won't chase you down with the claw end of a hammer. I blame the fact I ate half a madeira cake and 3 rolls and potato scone earlier today and started feeling sick, and also the fact that its only a kick about and no the world cup final therefore I didn't think people would start whinging like wee fucking babies. By the way if you weren't hinting at me I take all that back. Chances are you were though.

Good stuff. We'll be in Glasgow about 8:25, walk down to Queen Street and get yeez there.

LASSIES! They're so fucking difficult it's unreal!

I've spilt ice cream on the laptop touchpad, and cleaned it. And still everytime I move the cursor it keeps jumping all over the place!

No wonder, it's an absolute heap of shit. You could have a w**k or something.

That vodka wasnt even strong. Could hardy taste the fucking stuff.

You weren't talking that much shite Toma. That bucky go doon well aye lol?

What time did you leave Toma mate? I think I said my goodbyes about 11:50 as the last bus was midnight. Good meeting you btw.

To be fair the breaker was better than that useless Sol shite. I only drank the Sol because it was free.

Breaker? I was on the double whiskys and everything in the Walkabout. Should of came along mate, I got in no bother so I dont see why you shouldn't of. Fair enough if you had other plans. Maybe meet you again sometime.

I'm 16 and an alky c**t. But I think this is my first ever hangover.

Dissapointed personally with my own performance tonight. Kept losing the ball in possesion, kept giving it away, miscontrolling, and also firing straight at the keeper from point blank range on god knows how many occasions. Still scored a couple though so I suppose I can't complain Thought Kev had a good game tonight, as well as Clinton. Also new boys Dewar and Jon enjoying fairly decent Glasgow Area Fives debuts. Aside from Jons nightmare start, firing the ball into his own net, he had a decent game. I'll stop talking like a fuckin fanny now. In for next week if I have the money.

It also tends to happen to me when I'm making a sandwich. I get the bread, butter it, then find absolutely nothing to put on the sandwich.

I've lost my fucking wallet!

If you're struggling for bodies this Monday, gies a shout again.