CM.

Dare - Gorillaz.

Stuart Murphy of Govan.

Well... Of course you are.

I reckon it was more along the lines of Morten Gamst Pedersen at the Emirates last season.

Nah it was Kieran. Not the only time his legs tangled with my feet. My shoulder fucking hurts more now than it did at the time.

I was actually fouled, I think it's just the fact I went down about a full 5 secs later after I tripped.

Would've applauded it if you scored it into anyone else but me. He was wearing a Clyde top actually. His name is Chrisy. . May not is correct. Do explain? Anyway, half decent run out tonight. Thought i played well the first quarter but as usual, the severe lack of fitness kicked in and I just spent about 35 of the remaining 45 in goal. Thought I scored a couple of decent goals aswell, as well as Dainton being on the recieving end of a couple of my meaty challenges. Must. Get. Fitter. .. and get shoes/boots that don't make me fall on my arse.

Green Street Was bored so stuck the DVD on earlier. Hadn't watched it in a good while so couldn't remember some of the things. Gets a little shite after the Manchester fight but it's topped off in fantastic fashion with the WH-Millwall war at the end. Although it's not meant to be under the Comedy category, still found a few bits funny. Shannon trying to knock f**k out Pete in the hospital and Pete's just standing still. Reckon about 7/10 for this one, 9 or 10 if there weren't so many boring bits in it, especially the bit when he's leaving the uni near the start. And the spell when Matt's walking about with his father.

county-mad asked me to do it on MSN. It's Caley Thistle sub keeper Kyle Allison, a massive Ross County fan. Apparently he was partying the night they got relegated to division one. What a guy.

Dunno about you. But in my book that should be a RTBC. Maybe I'm just slightly harsh here but if that was my mate I wouldn't tire of laughing.

Form a queue.

I didn't tell him, honestly. Aye right. You musta been far gone. YOU? BUYING? OTHER PEOPLE? drink?

Wan, wan and wan.

LMFAO. He'll probably still be steaming when he turns up the morra.

My long journey upto Peterhead starts off with the 06:47 train to Glasgow Queen Street. I had some sleep earlier. Now these few hours are going to absolutely drag in!

Had a deal from the chippy for lunch. Full pizza, 2 fritters and a bottle of irn bru all for £3.30. Was beautiful. And my mum is bringing in something from tesco for dinner. Probably some shitey microwaved lasagne.

Speaking of which, I have some leftover donner kebab from earlier. Off downstairs I pop...

Fortunately not.

I was doing a shite and had ran out of toilet roll. So I had to run downstairs bollock naked to find toilet roll. Thank f**k I have an empty.

Fix You - Coldplay.

Terance Jay - One Blood.

Same Anyway I fancied a kebab, then I looked at the time.