dirty dingus

When you see pupils like that, you know the person is going to spraff incoherent pish in your ear for a bit but you don't expect it to carry on for years.

Said on news they would be removing complicated systems and some other upgrades to simplify them and get training done quicker.

Basically a tiny gesture considering the US have 3700 in storage and 2500 active even the yanks supplied Egypt with 1360 of them according to Wiki.

Surprise, surprise. https://www.thenational.scot/news/23251809.rishi-sunak-preparing-scrap-2-5bn-frigate-order/?ref=rss&fbclid=IwAR3vl5WXDhe6D3Yro5TjSBXaNwrFOo13GZJU4ayiXYGQH1vq716qZOlP_H8

I'm going to sit down and make myself up a pint of cremola foam ,build a joint out the 8 bit of red leb I picked up and flick through the kensitas catalogue for a teasmaid or a radio alarm clock for my maws birthday.

Just in it for the free wine.

Jedi = Jackie Baillie? My money is on him being Edinburgh Cllr. Scott Arthur.

His patter is like an improv piece by Ronald Villiers being asked.to play the bad ass homie from a new sitcom called Incel in a Cell.

She'll be cuddling up to Fiona and talking how she was rasing awareness for people on the spectrum and how if it wasn't for Brexit Autistic kids would be down the mines or sweeping Keir Starmers chimney. While wearing one of these 4 month early.

I had a day to kill in Bangkok yesterday was on the MRT and everyone bar the foreigners and odd teenager were all masked up and they were making " although not law the dept of health highly recommend that you wear a mask announcements". On an aside went to the cinema and lucky if a handful of thais stood for the king worship before the film.

These clowns are so thick they think Pattaya is Thailand, Imagine them up country giving it "you know who I am" Always get the weekenders turning up on Koh Chang trying the Billy Big Bollocks, we do this we do that patter in Pattaya to the local bar girls. The majority seem to be told to do one as I think most of those lassies fucked of from there for a quite life.

That's the Chelsea clown that Donald McIntyre busted in his undercover football hooligan documentary. Seems he owns a shop in Pattaya. Thank f**k I've never felt the need to visit that city. Captain Tom makes an appearance as well as a bit of good old ex-pat racism https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=291732296427811

I'd say I'm ambidextrous. write and play pool left handed, golf and guitar right handed

What the f**k do you do with your Trump NFT? Stick your monitor above yer fireplace and display it as a screensaver.?

He's dreaming of MM naked and getting covered in shit? He's OFTW and it must cost him a fortune to regularly replace his spunk covered Tattersall shirt and his Brax corduroy kegs.

I'm suspended for calling a horrible right wing gammon boot, a horrible right wing gammon boot when she cranked up the refugee claxon to 11 after the deaths in the channel. It''s a load of shite anyway full of bots, government trolls and George Galloway.

Is there plenty of lingering shots of Meghan or does it keep flicking from her to Hewitt. Could be a tough w**k.

X Æ A-12 Musk Must be so embarrassed by his dad's antics. He's like yon Colin Hunt of the Fast Show, needs a good boot in the pie if you ask me.

Ah the Royal correspondents - Here we have the Cambridges coming down the mall, Kate looking resplendent in a summery lemon dress and cheeky Prince George is screaming like a spoilt little b*****d. The Duke in full helicopter tea boy attire is striding ahead with a gait like John Wayne after a busy night with an 8 inch drilldo is waving his Aston Villa scarf shouting "you want some". The crowd of bewildered tourists and older men in union jack attire who are on the OFTW list are drinking tea from rusty flasks and waving plastic yoon flags that were handed to them by some big geezers in dark suits and shades.

Ah the old fucked off to Honduras play, thanks for the mammaries. Hope she dies of some horrible tropical disease or at the hands of some kidnapping revolutionaries the grief fleecing c**t.

Like Allison Fuller Pedley and her "liberal bias" who managed to hold down her audience selection job after posting loads of hate filled British First shite and ramming the audience with gammons and yoons. She's almost "woke" to DPB.

NE England. Parmo and Nukey Broon

The 2 arse cheeks pretty much did f**k all to support the war effort in WW2. Yet here we have arse cheek blue(version2.0)playing the part of staunch armed forces club. Shameless. Much has been made of the Ibrox club retaining their players while such as Hibs, with 30, and Motherwell, who had 13, delivered many men to the front. Celtic supporters of a certain vintage will argue blind their club lost many influential players in contrast to their ancient rivals. Yet Crampsey notes that both clubs were criticised for the “microscopic contribution” they made to the war effort in this respect. He states that, of the 22 players that were regular first-teamers immediately before the war, only two from each “ended up in uniform”.

His car fell out a windae.

I'm getting on a bit now and probably at the age when I'm meant to become an old right wing racist, climate change denying ,anti-woke, nearly dead spiteful c**t . Luckily I've never picked up never mind paid for one of the GB tabloids, so unless I go senile and put my x in the wrong box all those grey rinse jogging suit wearing fucks can bolt.