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That Motherwell tap is stunning, by far the best I've seen so far....apart from ours in L/S of course. Also to add, the only good thing about those East Stirling taps is the old school numbers on the back of the shirts.

Is that Ben Gordon on the right?

Pretty sad to see Bob leave, great commitment and decent goalscorer, he was a good threat to have at this level and will be missed. He seemed like a decent guy too, wish him the best! The part time shout sounds about right as when I heard he knocked back an offer I thought it was strange that in these times any player would knock back a full time contract extension unless another club is lined up which I doubt right now. At part time though he'll have his pick of a number of clubs I'm sure, there is no doubts at all that King Slaphead Duffy will be sniffing about today.

Nah your totally spot on mate, they should have had someone wearing it and there should have been a wee build up to the release, as you say it’s clearly just been a 20 min computer effort and fired out! As for the strip, it’s a shame that it’s still that 1874 logo which I fucking hate but apart from that it’s well nice and I’m a big fan of the collar, makes it look very smart. Finally, blue and white hooped socks, excellent!

Happy with that, no messing about, basic and smart!

It's awrite, 1 can is enough tho! If your gonna get a few belters from Tesco go for the SALT 8% DIPA pink cans, the SALT collab with Magic Rock and the North Brewing - Lost Comp, loads of belters to be fair! Cannonbll from Magic Rock too, lovely stuff!

The Puma home and away tops we had a few year ago were both class, loved them and the training gear, night and day to what we have now

Aye Flavourly are indeed pish! I used to have the Northern Monk box monthly, was £35 for 8-9 beers, usually big belters but cancelled it a while back, Hopefully Beer52 provides the goods again, my mate loves them. Yep seen all the beers in all the supermarkets, Tesco right now are flying with the craft, some absolute belters! Mikkeller have a YouTube channel that shows you what’s in the boxes each month, it’s a bit pricey but the quality of beers look cracking!

I got a box of beers from them 2 week ago mate, a pal has a subscription and basically sent me a golden ticket for 8 free beers, I ended up adding an extra 2 beers for a fiver when offered, not bad for 10 beers eh! The box was pretty good, I’m a big craft beer drinker and wasn’t expecting anything special but it was pretty solid! 2 of the beers in the box you can get in Tesco so that was a bit of a meh but every other beer was new and decent. I’ve decided to keep the subscription going, think it’s about £25 for 10 beers the deal I got, will see how this next box turns out and cancel if it’s a shiter! If it is I’m thinking of doing the Mikkeller box, reading good stuff [emoji1303]

That jalapeno Philadelphia is class!

If you end up going after 10 and are looking for red wine options from Lidl then I highly recommend the attached, it’s glorious!

Cheers! Stupid Iron Man!

Toby is it this Vision mob we have the now or a new tinpot manufacturer? The Morton Community coaches and weans are all kitted out in Morton Joma gear tae!

Haha glorious!

The original pic of the away strip looked stinking and cheap but seeing it on a player with the shorts and socks it actually looks well better, it's better than the home top which can be filed in the all time Scottish Bouffin Strips category. I agree on the shorts and socks, they should ALWAYS be white shorts and red socks! If they had just made that new home top all plain navy blue with the white shorts and red socks it would have been a total belter, but sadly we've been left with this total snider!

A guy from my team has put in holiday requests for every Monday for the next 3 months, don't know why this has annoyed me but it has! I need a cup of tea.

This fucking annoys me, 1 Saturday game and it's away from home, decent if you are heading there for the game but not 1 home game on a Saturday, rubbish! Czech's away, Monday night game for an away trip, again, rubbish!

Nicky Cadden is a glorious human, god bless his face!

It’s been a long long long week in work, this Tinnints isn’t going to touch the sides no matter how poor it looks! EDIT - Tastes bloody glorious boys [emoji1303]

Lets be frank here, Celtic are bang average.

Currently half way through Metro 2033 by Dmitry Glukhovsky, brilliant so far. If your into post-apocalyptic adventure stuff you'd love it.

The superior option is fill the kettle right up to the makers mark and stand there, away from ones workface for as long as possible whilst it boils. That can back fire when some dickhead from the office goes in for a cuppa too, this would result in some horrific small talk!

A boiler thingy would be smashing, most we get from my work is a £12.99 kettle from Argos mate.

Nah mate not at all, just fill the fucker up and fire it on for the next person! Instead people in my work will go to the kitchen, see 1 cup worth of water, turn the kettle on, pour the cuppa then f**k off haha, does my tits in.

This^^^ The lassie I'm talking about, yeah sure she was in Rome which was "low risk" but she did come back with a fever and came into work after someone over the phone said she was fine and no testing was required, her boss took that as golden even though you can tell people in the office are not too pleased, she can easily work from home, why not just tell her to do that for a week or two?. My missus' work are completely different, her work sent a few lads home Monday morning for 2 weeks when they caught wind that they were in Rome for the rugby, playing it well safe, and rightly so.