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Exactly but beware of Tannadice, St Johns Town and Hibees - they can be totally over the top.

What are your expectations of standing and stewarding - Home and Away ?

Feckin great view - you will be able to look straight ahead and watch all the singing and celebrating

Feckin exclusive - a drunk gudgie looking fer a sheg in a tent. :lol:

I suspect TJE may even concur with me. Tinkerville are going to have to jump through all the hoops and deadlines that we did. The deadlines ar e crazy but are stuck to like feckin glue especially when there are issues about travelling etc. But the structur of the stands etc. appear OK if not possibly behind time but that pitch needs to be bedded in or it will be a feckin bog in a few weeks - and can you the likes of Celtic and a full house taking a liking to wha they see - your first 11 games will be played at the dump.

Take this as a wind up if ya want but I have been shown round yer ground today and there is absolutely no way that you are going to play there at the start of the season. The stands - on a par with ICT will pass muster but the surface \ grass will not - and neither will the access or the parking - pay up fer the dump budgies.

I blame sandy Cromarty and sophia

I blame sandy Cromarty and sophia

Have to wholly concur with that sharp observation Chris - but the large majority of budgies think that academia is a team from Wick.

What a feckin comc double - Pain and Tubs :lol: By the way the address should read OTB Scum Membership - I aint sending any DNA fer fear that it could be used for cloning and producing more intelligent forms of in-breds. Is the Bank of Nigeria where Mcgregor avoids paying taxes ? And for the perusal of Sheriff Bumhole - presumably the law man in charge of a local travellers site:Dissociative identity disorder is characterized by the presence of two or more distinct or split identities or personality states that continually have power over the person's behavior. With dissociative identity disorder, there's also an inability to recall key personal information that is too far-reaching to be explained as mere forgetfulness. With dissociative identity disorder, there are also highly distinct memory variations, which fluctuate with the person's split personality. The "alters" or different identities have their own age, sex, or race. Each has his or her own postures, gestures, and distinct way of talking. Sometimes the alters are imaginary people; sometimes they are animals. As each personality reveals itself and controls the individuals' behavior and thoughts, it's called "switching." Switching can take seconds to minutes to days. I am however reliably informed that the ICT poster is currently receiving treatment and from an emminent Chorley based therapist.

Sandy - Can we just get one thing clear as I am agreeing with yer post - but am I replying to Sandy Cromarty or am I replying to Sandy Cromarty and Sophie or am I actually replying to Sandy Cromarty, Sophie and myself. And, just in case Sophie joins in to this discussion will I be replying to Sophie or will I be replying to Sophie and Sandy Cromarty or will I actually be replying to Sophie, Sandy Cromarty and myself. Lets just hope that yon Johndo Mackenzie does'nt get involved in this as well. May also start a book on how many of the stoopid gudgies are complexed by this.

How to you join this OTB ? I am asking on behalf of Sandy Cromarty, Sophia and myself.

Are there going to be any goalposts ?

Thou doth protest too much Porkboy. Anyway you are quite right to stick to your roots although I am relaibaly informed that they need a bit of work on them.

The quality of the put downs on here is amazing - even The Drawl is having an attempt which is predictably boring.

Hope it is rite behind one of the pillars which apparently are so big that they are being referred to as columns. Well I dont blame you for choosing to go to a cosmopolitan city rather than a wee dreary village.

Not a problem - they are solar powered.

2000 of these would suffice:

Here is a more serious question gudgies ? I know from previous experience that the quality of grass can be varied in Ross-shire. Will the playing surface be ready in such a short space of time and will it not be prone to cutting up quickly given the weather and been trodded on regularly by carthorses like Munro and Tokely ? Or have you discovered a secret manure from the farmlands ? The other issue has to be the drainage system - is the stadium not in a similar perilous site as the Dump ? Tommy Cumming, The Dumpmaster has always complained that the grass can not be spiked and looked after to the same degree when there is undersoil heating in place. Or are you going to get the likes of Kingkong and forkboy talking hot air to the surface prior to games ? Irrespective of the undersoil issue there is the added danger of road conditions - would I be wrong in stating that there is even more treachery after the Kessock Bridge ?

Will not clash with the 2000 bolts in the necks of the crowd ?

And they all thought that the three sided sarcasm was their own invention :lol: :lol: Feck me the gudgies are thicker than they used to be. If I had three sides they would all be feckin sore !!

Ah - somebody with a bit of intelligence - all is not lost !!

Well you are in with the big boys know Spew - but dont worry it is only fer a season. The best way to ignore me is to feck aff really.

Feck me another illiterate gudgie - I was referring to your brain - you know - the one where the piles are protruding from.

Did you ever manage to find the suitable baboon for yer brain transplant ? I am cherished, lauded and adored on CaleyThistleOnline.