Got started on in that place at New Years, shower of p***ks, went in with 2 mates who were keen and faced about 30 strippers and no other blokes, 2 of them went away and one by one I knocked the strippers back refusing to part with a wad of cash for a few minutes of tits/flange, for one of them the rejection was to much to handle and she started shouting things like 'are you gay?' 'Whats your problem you're just upsetting everyone' etc etc after I told her to politely 'get to f**k' she squared up to me, forcing the bouncers to remove me from the premises. Had the last laugh though as 2 said mates came out £80 lighte.....
Oh f**k, you said Private Eye, no Eyes...
I agree, Private Eye =