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How ambiguous, I like it. I can not confirm nor deny that on a number of occasions, I may or may not have been in what you may (or may not) consider a convoy with the afforementioned and also various members of the family of the afforementioned, and can not confirm nor deny that they may be quite "interesting" people to observe driving. This of course is purely speculation, and none of this can be verified. I hope that clears that up.

The more important question is does anyone actually love the film Gattaca? To my knowledge, no.

I was a pool lifeguard from 2002-2007, not sure how much will have changed since then, but back then it was a week long course. I actually did it in less because I had other qualifications first (Life Supports 1, 2 & 3, Bronze Medallion & Award of Merit). If you're a good swimmer, then the physical bits are a breeze though, just depends how quick you can pick up the first aid parts of it. It's all pretty simple stuff.

An artic fuel tanker should be able to hold at least 15,000L (3,375 gallons) of fuel. Based on 15,000L, and the two junctions being half an hour apart he could easily have been shedding up to 8L (1.8 gallons) per second and still not run dry.

Well, I have finally found out what the problem is, and annoyingly there appears to be no solution at present. To send texts, your carrier must have a contract in place whereby they will exchange SMS with the other persons carrier. In this case, O2 (my carrier) have no such contract in place with her carrier (Vivacom).

Yeah, we are both removing the 0. We have both tried the format of +44 7...etc and 00 44 7...etc, +359 8...etc and 00359 8...etc respectively. We can phone each other on the numbers we are using but for some reason the texts aren't getting through. The texts we sent a couple of days ago still haven't arrived, so I'm not sure if it's just a delay issue either. It's pretty damned annoying!

I am trying to text someone in Bulgaria, and they have tried to text me too, but neither of us are receiving them. We are both using the international codes (+44 & +359) and both of our phones are unlocked for international use. Does anyone know what the problem could be?

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Has anyone ever tried wake-boarding? How difficult is it to start? I'm off to Bulgaria next week with the intention of giving it a go. I'm a decent enough snowboarder, so I'm hoping that will help with some of the general technique!

That's cause they're not for public sale yet. They're on sale to members only until Friday night. I would expect public sale will start within a week of that.

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Todays PTTGOYN: The two office cleaners (who start at 5pm) who swan into the canteen late and just gabber absolute nonsense and gossip in their loud, high pitched shitey hybrid Glaswegian/Teuchter accents, while I'm still trying to work. Thankfully, I give up and sit on P&B for a bit before wandering through to someone elses office.

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It's subliminal. At the back of your mind you're supposed to have the image that they have a "chib", and they're not asking to you to buy cheese, they're telling you.

I'm considering the same thing. I notice a couple of others have done it already. Too many folk have figured out who I am on OTB, so I can't post as much on there as I can on here.

I agree. He wasn't any worse than anyone else on that pitch yesterday, and to single him out for abuse is a pretty daft thing to do. Why should a player give his all for a team whose supporters start shouting abuse and swears at him on the first day of the season. I'm not a huge fan of Steven Craig, but give the guy a break. Worse than the moany old gits in the East Stand.

I see the post counts are reset when we use the website too. What's the bet Yoda is the highest poster within a month? Unless he gets a job that is

Was having a discussion about it earlier, and citing everyones reviews of Corcoran during pre-season I said I would expect him to be given a chance too. Adams said we had a playing squad of 22 and would be aiming for about 20. So looking to lose two, and possibly more if they want to bring anyone else in. Garry Wood is an obvious one, he is falling further and further down the pecking order for strikers. Other than that, it's hard to say. I can't see us trimming any other strikers, and I can't see us trimming any defenders. So surely it would have to be a midfielder unless Gardyne is expected to move on (the usual Utd. rumour). Corcoran probably would have been on the danger list up until his improvement, who else? Fitzpatrick wasn't brought in by Adams, perhaps he doesn't suit his plans. Other than Lawson, most of the rest have just signed extensions. Difficult to say who. Unless he's looking at shipping Malin out for the season on loan and using a youth keeper as back up.

Adams in the paper again today (P&J I think) saying that they are still looking to ship out a couple of players, and may still be looking at bringing a couple in.

Back in the day, I used to use Jif (or Cif as it's now stupidly called) and a damp cloth. Worked a treat. Then simply stuff with some old newspapers and put in an airing cupboard or on a radiator.

Appears not. Sounds like it's a guy of the same name that has now got the part of being our "Rossco the Stag" mascot.

Maybe in Rossco's contract it should state that he's not allowed to use the internet... ever.

It appears it may not have been a joke aimed at us, and the guys now claiming that he's actually our new "Rossco". If true, not the brightest of ways to enamour yourself with the fans.

A very strange one indeed, unless he has shown the potential to be converted into a winger. Even if Quinn's injury was serious, I don't think we'd need to go out and bring in a replacement for him, not when you consider just how many decent midfielders we already have on the books. Surely you've heard of Steve Kettlewell, he and Mark Gardiner have been here for a few years now.