zidane's child

Total nonsense. People should be fined for posting stuff like that

there's a guy in work who is by no means a looker but has a decent looking missus. Punching above his weight you might say. So we call him Jason for Jason Puncheon.

People posting their daily fitness and diet updates. "Just had a big bowl of porridge and went for a run." Let's face it, after this week you'll be back on the curries and end up the same fat mess you always were.

I stay in Liverpool now and have adopted Everton as my unofficial team due to my missus supporting them and her dad working at the club aswell. Manage to take in a few games a season and get hospitality aswell. Great wee ground and atmosphere at Goodison. Always see a few Scotland flags in the ground so there must be a connection somewhere.

People who post updates from their night out every 2 mins. Yeah we know you'll end up rat arsed and have a hangover in the morning but nobody cares.

Taxi to work??

pastry

fingers

paying £120 for a new iphone screen. I mean it costs 10 dollars to make an iphone and i've paid £120 for a bit of gorilla glass. Happy new year...b*****ds

tea

Pie

Beans

It's not looking good for Tiernan-Locke either! Innocent until proven guilty of course. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/25415274

Spot on Enrico! I start work at 8.30am and I'm defo not having cakes at that time

when people in work present you with cakes/biscuits and you politely decline, they then jibe "oh come on it's nearly Christmas".

She sounds like a right nonse Mozz!

couldn't be bothered cooking a proper meal last night so opted for a ham,tomato and mushroom omlette with toast. Tremendous.

Casino royale- absolute quality 9/10 can't wait for quantum of solace

Nickleback- Rock Star