No sleep last night as me, the wife and the wean have a winter bug. Wee man was up watching tv at 5am, he was sick over the couch at 7am, got him down to sleep at the back of 8 and went to sleep myself, but the window cleaner's ladder woke us up at the back of ten, setting the baby off crying because he'd been in a sound sleep. While comforting him the dug was whining at the front door but I was ignoring him as I was settling the baby, so the dug pissed the floor. Got that cleaned up, took the dogs out a walk and my fingers burst through the poo bag! Game's a bogey. Today can go and f**k itself.