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  1. Sweet Pete
    Edit: Never mind, I just re-read your original post and it makes sense now.
  2. Sweet Pete
    Fila Borg and Adidas Originals for me
  3. Sweet Pete
    My bird's got a pair of they daft big chunky boots with metal all over them (cannae mind what they're called) I refuse to let her where them, she's a grown woman, not a teenage goth. Although, she has owned them since she was a teenage goth. Edit: They're called New Rock boots.
  4. Sweet Pete

    It also breeds weans with more fingers than brains, if my experiences are anything to go by

  5. Sweet Pete

    It certainly is.

    Easily better than my maw.

  6. Sweet Pete

    Aye, you're right. I hate having sex with your wife.

  7. Sweet Pete

    Fair point.

    But you'd still wear the mask wouldn't you? You know, for thrills?

  8. Sweet Pete

    What difference would legalising it make?

  9. Sweet Pete

    But, crucially, don't legalise drugs, because I like the thrill factor of legally hunting rabbit with grenades whilst off my tits on illegal substances.

    Particularly crystal meth. I fucking love hunting rabbits with grenades while off my coupon on crystal meth.

    And heroin.

    But mostly crystal meth.

  10. Sweet Pete

    I like to hunt rabbits with grenades

  11. Sweet Pete

    I know bud, they're very boring and very serious, it's always a giggle.

    I really do feel for their poor mothers though.

  12. Sweet Pete

    Now now, stop winding up the muppets on the drugs thread. You know these tubes will be scribbling bad words in crayon on their mums' walls because of you

  13. Sweet Pete
    I cannae see Gil Grissom and his CSI chums getting called in tae investigate a turd on a lawn.
  14. Sweet Pete
    I'm feeling quite sorry for him myself now that he's admitted it all to the P&B masses.
  15. Sweet Pete
    Your cock makes women feel ashamed?
  16. Sweet Pete
    Sandwich.
  17. Sweet Pete
    Slab.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Pavement.
  19. Sweet Pete
    Dog.
  20. Sweet Pete
    True. There's nothing more satisfying than eschewing social awkwardness in favour of pure, unadulterated mania. Some of my best friendships have been formed in A&E.
  21. Sweet Pete
    That's the dream situation. All this quiet night in stuff is for pussies. And gays.
  22. Sweet Pete
    All the best night out involve violence, everyone knows that.
  23. Sweet Pete
    White tea from a polystyrene cup from the wee van outside my office.
  24. Sweet Pete
    As if that needed saying.
  25. Sweet Pete
    Grow a pair.
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