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  1. Sweet Pete
    It's taken you 9 years (at least) to realise that Americans state the date as month, then day?
  2. Sweet Pete
    My other half comes out with some stoaters (too many to remember them all, sadly) but she goes absolutely bonkers when I take the piss. Which I do, mercilessly
  3. Sweet Pete
    That reminds me of Roger from American Dad: "I hope their store mannequins have nipples. But not heads"
  4. Sweet Pete
    Cheeky b*****d suppliers.
  5. Sweet Pete
    Been trying to find commercial van insurance that doesn't cost the earth all day without success.
  6. Sweet Pete
    You have blue hair and blonde eyes? Weird.
  7. Sweet Pete
    My fucking fat p***k of an ex-boss sending me cheeky emails. c**t's ripe for striping.
  8. Sweet Pete
    Hopefully Nicola Sturgeon and her cronies' opinions will prove unpopular in trying to force throught their absurd minimum alcohol pricing law.
  9. Sweet Pete
    I disagree. Anywhere you go you'll find the same thing in any large town or city (and even some small ones) anywhere in the UK, to suggest otherwise is simply to be misinformed (in my opinion ).
  10. Sweet Pete
    I see a black Porsche Cayenne in Clydebank from time to time that has "TH1 5TL" (or something similar) with Partick Thistle badges at either end of the licence plate.
  11. Sweet Pete
    My back's killing me from being hunched over architectural drawings and a computer keyboard all day. Sitting straight would be the best thing for it but it's well sore to try to manouevre.
  12. Sweet Pete
    You've just shamed yourself in front of men everywhere. The key is, regardless of whether you've lost the agument, to make it seem like she's been worse throughout. Act upset, get angry, pretend to sob etc. just make sure that she apologises first
  13. Sweet Pete
    Alexander for me. How that piece of shit made it to the screen wihout someone at the studio watching it first and saying "Hey, actually guys, this is shite and a pointless waste of time and money. You're all fired." I'll never know.
  14. Sweet Pete
    That raj hoor who posts under the usernames "Alpha", "Bravo" and "Murray_7" has been visiting my profile again. He seems to do it under one or other of his guises with alarming frequency.
  15. Sweet Pete
    You have my sympathy. There's nothing worse than sobering up / developing a hangover whilst working.
  16. Sweet Pete
    I'm marketing a flat for rent in Glasgow if you're interested.
  17. Sweet Pete
    My Chemical Romance - I'm not OK.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Ice baths are what footie teams do after a heavy game, apparently.
  19. Sweet Pete
    ^^^ w**k
  20. Sweet Pete
    zzzzzzzz
  21. Sweet Pete
    f**k sake, no' again!
  22. Sweet Pete
    Jessie.
  23. Sweet Pete
    With your hand and a tissue. Or, if you're a total poof, then some insect spray.
  24. Sweet Pete

    Shut it Rajpelt ya wee hoor

  25. Sweet Pete
    What were you sacked for? Is it something that would cause them to steer clear of you, or is it simply being sacked at all that's nobbled you?
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