Sweet Pete

Are you (and your pals) retarded? Or are you just the most dedicated Pie and Bovril troll since Dickson?

Open the window of your 14th floor flat and leave them outside to chill...

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With respect, you've doubtless seen, either in person or on TV, your team win multiple leagues, Scottish Cups and League Cups. It's fair enough for fans of the 2 teams for whom at least (at the bare minimum) winning one domestic trophy every season can be expected to say they'd rather see the national side win a major honour, but for fans of clubs outwith the Old Firm, whose teams have little or no chance of winning a major domestic honour in the near future (if at all) it would be a whole different feeling.

Intewesting. Werry Intewesting.

He plays that quiet cool thing really well. It's sexy.

C. Muir.

Poof.

One of the worst, and most culturally unaware, jokes you have ever made. And that takes some doing.

Guinness is fantastic (unless you buy it in Pontypridd, in which case it's vile ) but don't drink it just because it's Saint Patrick's Day or you'll look like a twat.

I have astigmatism. Can't remember my prescription but I'm pretty useless without my Gregory Peck's, everything is in soft focus like I've got a thin veneer of Vaseline on my eyes, like in early 70s porn (but without such big muffs).

That's what they told me in November as I'm also short sighted but very, very quickly I found I was buggered without them.

Oi! Slag the club but not the postcode! There's plenty of Sons fans from the big town you know!

Happened to me in November. Now I can't get by without the fucking things. My thing i want to share with Pie and Bovril is that I watched A Shot At Glory the other night (it's so awful that it's compelling) and there's a part where Boaby Duvall and Batman are having a conversation about their upcoming Scottish Cup tie against Queen of the South. They check QoS most recent league result online and the result was that they beat Man U 1-0 in a First Division match. it even says they won but still played shite.

From the Daily Mash: Council daffodils to be protected by landmines Widespread theft threatens to decimate the country's daffodil-looking-at industry.

Mr Adams is a ball sack. If they were purposefully vandalising the park then fair enough, but to have young kids reprimanded for such an innocent act is fucking bent. He's clearly the type of curtain-twitching busybody who everyone seems to have had one of in their street when they were growing up. The kind who would call the police if you played football in the street or chap the window at you and tell you to move along even though you weren't on his land. The kind of person, in fact, whose absurd behaviour actually makes kids and neighbuors more likely to be mean to them rather than having the desired effect of being left alone in their hermit-like misery.

It's fairly obvious from reading the page that she's referring to the poster with the username HALLIWELL, even if you didn't know his previous username / real name.

Agreed. I don't even answer my front door at a "reasonable" hour unless I know in advance that I'm expecting someone so there's no fucking chance I'd let some c**t in to use my bathroom in the middle of the night. Fucking gypsies.

We had to w**k to magazines, it was brutal.