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  1. Sweet Pete
    Did you ride her?
  2. Sweet Pete
    Was a good day and night yesterday. I'll be back next year.
  3. Sweet Pete
    Tennis is fucking shite.
  4. Sweet Pete
    Did Jamie Redknapp hack your account, or do you genuinely think Andy Murray could pick any woman on Earth?
  5. Sweet Pete
    The guy at the hardware shop fingered your bird. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
  6. Sweet Pete
    Smit, long live the 69 and The Troll, all of whom are trolls (to use a tired internet parlance) all post pish and all seem to post on the same topics at similar times. What an odd coincidence. Thankfully, I have all of them on "ignore".
  7. Sweet Pete
    You utter cad, sir!
  8. Sweet Pete
    C. Muir would be proud.
  9. Sweet Pete
    That's the way I used to play, now I just play in nets due to my humped knee and chronic lack of fitness.
  10. Sweet Pete
    Why I oughta!
  11. Sweet Pete
    My idea Hingers-oan indeed! Fucking team was my idea ya wee toad!
  12. Sweet Pete
    I just finished Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island on Kindle and enjoyed it. I'd read it before as a kid, but not in its entirety.
  13. Sweet Pete
    Thye're self-aware robots in their own right.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Just bought 3 out of the 7 technical manuals that I require to read for my surveying / engineering course. Can't decide whether I'm happy to have started getting on with it or annoyed that I've just spent a fortune and now need to read the fucking things.
  15. Sweet Pete
    If anyone's in Strathblane today, my mates band, Mechanical Smile, are playing at the gala day. It's a fine day for it and a few of us are heading through for a gander.
  16. Sweet Pete
    A mate of mine on the topic of the bloke on Scottish fivers: Mate: "That's Isle of Whithorn" Me: "No, it's Lord Islay" Mate: "You sure? I'm pretty sure it's Isle of Whithorn" Me: "Yes, I'm sure. Lord Islay was a man, Isle of Whithorn is a place" Mate: *doubtingly* "HHmmm."
  17. Sweet Pete
    Am I right in thinking that clear spirits have fewer calories than beers and wines?
  18. Sweet Pete
    How long do you think I'd get if I throttled my missus?
  19. Sweet Pete
    When I was 11 or maybe 12, a kid I knew argued for ages (possibly as long as 3 or 4 minutes ) that Ben Nevis was only taller than Ben Lomond as Ben Lomond used to be taller so folk had thrown bricks onto the top of Ben Nevis to make it taller than Ben Lomond.
  20. Sweet Pete
    Aye, good thinking. Better also not let anyone know about the ending of Gone With The Wind, just in case.
  21. Sweet Pete
    A couple of belters from my younger brother's other half:- *whilst watching the Queens Christmas Day speech with our family* "Who's that old lady?" *on returning from watching Peter Jackson's King Kong in Inverness and being asked how it was* "It was sad and I cried, nobody told me the big monkey got shot" She's in her mid-20's.
  22. Sweet Pete
    I'd be tempted to de-engage my missus if she gets on tits any more than she currently is
  23. Sweet Pete
    I got a bollocking off my, overly insecure, missus for accepting a friend request from a lassie I went out with 10 years ago. I'd say it depends on whether your bird is the jealous type. f**k off. Wait until you're staring down the barrel of the end of your 20's!
  24. Sweet Pete
    superb bump.
  25. Sweet Pete
    Robbie Earnshaw looks like John Merrick.
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