TheScarf

Why didn't he try and save any of the goals? Is that not what goalkeepers are for?

There's about 8 Scottish keepers better than him, 3 of which are based in the league below where he plays.

Nevio Scala IMO.

Wherever I lay my hat, pending legal searches, that's my home.

The John Bercow fan has logged on.

Exactly what I do. A clean anus is a great anus.

I reckon if she does it'll be off-air. Like in the 20-30 second breaks they have between segments. A 20 second swear-laden rant. Would be brilliant.

Although both brilliant, I think The Bends is better than OK Computer.

99% of toilet paper gives humans ring sting. Why would you want your arse to be burning the rest of the day? Get those wet wipes used for a good wipe.

Aye but apart from that, good?

Is anyone else waiting for Jenny to lose it at him live on air? Like the receptionist did in season 1 of IAP?

Ah'll dae it.

'Do it with conviction'.

'I'm not sure the two if us could handle you!'

This thread reminds me of this -

I've got a mate who is as tight as a drum. He honestly chases you for £3 and texts you his bank details so you can transfer him the money. The rest of us are just like 'You can get me a pint next time we're out'. Or the better reply 'Don't worry about it mate'.

Yep, they seem to believe that every player who has ever played for them is like Nacho Novo; a thick idiot who was caught up in the WATP pish and is a 'bear' for life. Most Rangers players, like players of every other club on the planet, don't actually care for the club they play for, and certainly aren't supporters.

Sounds like Playzone in Inverness. Respectable looking parents telling their spawn off if they step put of line, whilst the fucking jakies with their 7 kids all sit at the side talking and swearing loudly while Chantelle and Jayden run riot, throwing the toys at other kids and almost all the balls from the ball pit end up in the cafe across the room.

Schools in Inverness do too.

97/98.

Reminds me of the 'Aww you don't know what tired is if you don't have any kids'. Or 'That face when someone without kids says they're tired' Sorry what? You've never worked a day in your life you wee slag. Don't fucking tell me I cant be tired.

Sam Johnson is the boi as well. I'd say 12 is his for as long as he wants it.

English was clearly having a pop at himself for his tweet from 4 years ago slating VVD.

He's too northern and normal for the inbred SE private school scene. Yep he stands out a mile. Doesn't sound like he's on that Made in Chelsea so is probably ostracised in the camp.

They probably know he's a massive fud.