Bonksy+HisChristianParade

Pints in the airport is fucking brilliant. Anyone who says otherwise is a very suspicious person imo.

They’re excitable because they might finish above us for the first time in 15 (?) seasons. Understandable.

Went to Toby Carvery tonight for the first time in years. £9.49. What a place, the decline of the humble Toby Carvery is one of the true tragedies of modern Britain.

Banter page lads demanding to know why we didn’t keep Scott Brown - a man who has played the majority of his career at Peterhead. Sometimes it’s hard to tell when they’re being serious.

It’s a very important statistic. Does anyone have any idea what Matt Smith’s xN (expected nutmegs) was yesterday?

Doesn’t really matter as we’re the league leaders in nutmegs so

That’s the real quiz.

If any Dundee fans want a square go I’ll be in the Trades. Bring your pals (and maw), you’ll need them. I’ll bring RandomGuy.

I think it’s more natural stupidity in this case tbh.

A win against Dundee would be absolutely massive for our season tbh. Huge game if we have any top six aspirations whatsoever.

Very, very jealous of this appointment. In a conflicted position now as I want nothing but the best for Mr Warnock personally, however wish nothing but abject misery on Aberdeen Football Club.

Neil Lennon.

Agreed, however the man hunt for the guy throwing the bottles should be similar as to the one for the Dunfermline fans the other week. Supposedly hit a wee girl? Horrible cretin.

It wasn’t a genuine request for trouble but still a very stupid thing to tweet. Could’ve predicted that trench coat and his junkie pals would show up, desperate for some excitement to fill that gaping void in their lives.

That women’s trench coat is something else like.

Seriously though, your club just had one of the best results in its short history and you’re on P&B raging talking about ‘Ls’. Enjoy it.

What a strange old man you are

^^^ got battered by the FCU.

Troy Deeney could probably still do a job up front for us, Tbf.

From a male perspective my sister’s husband had a hair transplant and it looks 100x better than it did before. He’s really happy with it and I imagine it’s restored some confidence & resulted in improved self esteem. If you look at examples such as David Silva & Rob Holding you can see the kind of effect that procedure can have. If it’s a good surgeon doing the work, they can make it look natural - the same applies to any work done on teeth. Definitely the kind of thing I’d get done when the time comes.

Haha tractors.

Did you miss the above post then aye?

Not the same club mate

Can only envisage a comfortable away win for the Perth Galacticos against this far right franchise club. 2 zip. Bookmark it.

Can we give it back?