Bonksy+HisChristianParade
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There’s free ‘yanga water’ in the gym just now which some suckers are paying top dollar for (£2 extra pcm), yet I’m here living the high life at no extra charge.
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You’d be better off with Matty in the squad over half these chumps and give the media role to Ali Crawford or something.
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1 hour ago, PauloPerth said:
Do Saints women’s team get paid??
Hopefully not. Aren’t they basically Jeanfield?
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Here’s a few examples of smaller stadiums I’d like to draw inspiration from:
Firstly Randers Stadion with a capacity around the 10k mark:
Studenternas IP, again around 10k:
Linkoping arena, approx 7.5k:
Estadio Municipal de Pasarón, around 12k so probs a bit big but could be adapted to our needs:
OmaSP Stadion, capacity of approx 6k:
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3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:
I really can't stress this enough.
Hopefully not too much of a tangent here, but I got caught up in the middle of the aforementioned sh*t-flinging as a kid (being the messenger for various things, getting interrogated for info upon returning from weekends, etc) and all that happened is that I lost respect for both parents, more and more so looking back at it all an adult.
Long story short: don't involve the kids; it doesn't end well for anybody.
Was your old man @8MileBU?
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Pints in the airport is fucking brilliant. Anyone who says otherwise is a very suspicious person imo.
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8 minutes ago, Kyle said:
Dundee have had more administrations than major trophies in the last 50 years. They have however formed the Deeagles so there is that.
They’re excitable because they might finish above us for the first time in 15 (?) seasons. Understandable.
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Went to Toby Carvery tonight for the first time in years. £9.49. What a place, the decline of the humble Toby Carvery is one of the true tragedies of modern Britain.
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Banter page lads demanding to know why we didn’t keep Scott Brown - a man who has played the majority of his career at Peterhead. Sometimes it’s hard to tell when they’re being serious.
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4 hours ago, Derry Alli said:
I'm giggled there's people out there tallying up how many nutmeg happen in a game then compiling a league table.
What a fucking world we live in.
It’s a very important statistic. Does anyone have any idea what Matt Smith’s xN (expected nutmegs) was yesterday?
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21 minutes ago, Girth said:
Think you'll avoid 11th?
Doesn’t really matter as we’re the league leaders in nutmegs so
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7 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:
Nutmeg leader in the league,
That’s the real quiz.
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If any Dundee fans want a square go I’ll be in the Trades. Bring your pals (and maw), you’ll need them. I’ll bring RandomGuy.
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17 minutes ago, LuboMoravcik said:
They were both clear penalties and if you disagree you're being wilfully stupid.
I think it’s more natural stupidity in this case tbh.
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A win against Dundee would be absolutely massive for our season tbh. Huge game if we have any top six aspirations whatsoever.
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Very, very jealous of this appointment. In a conflicted position now as I want nothing but the best for Mr Warnock personally, however wish nothing but abject misery on Aberdeen Football Club.
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Neil Lennon.
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9 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:
Aye I’ve just had a look at the boys Twitter I see that he is getting a bit of abuse for it. Wonder if he was even there when it happened.
Doesnt excuse the behaviour of course but if a Kilmarnock fan had tweeted that and brought trouble to a pub I was in I wouldn’t be too impressed.
Agreed, however the man hunt for the guy throwing the bottles should be similar as to the one for the Dunfermline fans the other week. Supposedly hit a wee girl? Horrible cretin.
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2 minutes ago, Sortmeout said:
I actually see via the Dundee thread that a St Johnstone fan did encourage the Airdrie fans to turn up at that particular pub.
Will be interesting to see if that was a genuine request for trouble or if it was just a throwaway comment that hasn’t ended well.
It wasn’t a genuine request for trouble but still a very stupid thing to tweet. Could’ve predicted that trench coat and his junkie pals would show up, desperate for some excitement to fill that gaping void in their lives.
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That women’s trench coat is something else like.
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3 minutes ago, cb_diamond said:
Seriously though, your club just had one of the best results in its short history and you’re on P&B raging talking about ‘Ls’. Enjoy it.
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7 minutes ago, cb_diamond said:
Another overwhelming L for Bonksy in his P+B career. You've got to hand it to him, he has resilience to keep coming back from getting bodied almost continually on every thread he posts on.
What a strange old man you are
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7 minutes ago, Black_and_White_Stripes said:
I don't condone violence, ordinarily, however there are a LOT of wee fannies in the Fake Saints support who could do with a good gubbing.
Good luck tomorrow.
^^^ got battered by the FCU.
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Troy Deeney could probably still do a job up front for us, Tbf.
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Willy's Chocolate Experience
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Saw this advertised heavily, hundreds of facebook maws in the comments going ‘shall we take the kids on Sunday Sharon, looks amazeballs?’.
I have little sympathy.